The princess and the frog (zizzythehedgehog44 version)

Chapter 4

Orbsman, disguised as prince wink, runs into his guest house to find the real prince wink gone

Orbsman: (gasps) oh dear...

Mystic flour cookie silently appears right in front of him

Orbsman: oh! You're so quiet

Mystic flour cookie: you let him go?!

Orbsman: (terrified) the poor devil's gasping, so I'd loosened the lid, ever so slightly (he gets tipped over by mystic flour cookie's shadow) how did I ever get tangled up in this voodoo madness? I can't get though with this! (Removes the talisman, changing into his true form) you wear this-this ghastly thing! (Throws the tailsman to mystic flour cookie)

Mystic flour cookie: (catches the tailsman) CARFUL WITH THAT!!! ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THIS, I'M GONNA BE (pauses as Orbsman quivers with fear she sighs and calms down) fun fact about voodoo, Orbsman (she puts the tailsman on her neck nothing happens) can't conjure a thing for myself, besides, you and i both know the real power in this world ain't magic, it's money! Buckets of it

(Thunder rumbles)

Orbsman: that's true

Mystic flour cookie: aren't you tried of living on the margins? While all those fat cats in their fancy cars don't give you so much as a sideways glance

Orbsman: yes.... I am

Mystic flour cookie: all you gotta do is marry big mommy's little princess (puts tailsman back on Orbsman neck) and we'll be splittin' that juicy le buoff fortune right down the middle 60-40, like I said

Orbsman: hmm yeah, but uh what about wink

Mystic flour cookie: your little SILP-UP will be a minor bump in the road, so long as we got the prince's blood in this

Orbsman: (chuckles) yes...

Meanwhile in the forest

Rabie baby: I heard the conversation about a prince, and this lady had some voodoo magic

Icky licky: really? That's basically witchcraft

Baba chops: well whatever I hope, the police will find out about this

Allister gator: is it just me or, are those balloons up in the sky?

Touille: hmm, those are balloons, kinda guess a party is over now

Up on the balloons

Timothy Fibb: voodoo? You mean to tell me this all happened because you were messing with the shadow woman?

John wink: she was very charismatic

Timothy Fibb: it serves me right for wishing on stars, the only way to get what you want in this world is though hard work

John wink: hard work? Why, would a prince need to work hard?

Timothy Fibb: huh? Oh, I'm not a prince, I'm a waiter

John wink: a waiter? Well, no wonder the kiss did not work! You lied to me!

Timothy Fibb: I never said I was a prince

John wink: you never said you were w- waiter! You were wearing a crown

Timothy Fibb: it was a costume party, you spoiled little rich boy!

John wink: oh, oh yes? Oh ye? Well, the egg is on your face, alright, because I do not have any riches!

Timothy Fibb: what?

John wink: I am completely broke (he laughs until he hears the balloons pop) uh oh!

Baba chops, icky licky, rabie baby Allister gator, Simon smoke, Poe, touille, and Maggie mako hear the balloons pop as the eight looked at the sky