Dave's Pov
"The thing is, you are gentle and nobody else is."
"Ok."
TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY JAKE FROM STATE FARM
"Grab the biige2t one you want." I grab the biggest one there is.
"I...can't...pick...it...up!" I let go of the jug and flip it off. Sollux comes up behind me and picks it up and another one just because.
"Oh jeez."
"that thing is like 90 pounds or something."
"Only to you." I roll my eyes as he walks up to the register and pays for the apple juice.
"Weigh it. I bet you 10 dollars that it weighs 90 pounds."
"Iim not takiing your money now go get iin the car before ii carry you too." I shake my head.
"Bet me."
"No."
"Bet me!"
"Ok that2 iit." He picks me up and throws me over his shoulder. "ii warned you Dave. ii warned you." He starts walking toward the car with me slung over his shoulder.
"NOT GENTLE, NOT GENTLE, NOT GENTLE!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT SOL PUT ME DOWN!" I scream at him.
"Nope i told you thii2 wa2 gonna happen."
"CAPTOR I SWEAR IF YOU DONT PUT ME DOWN...."
"What?"
"NO MORE KISSES FOR YOU!"
"Ok." He sets me down in the car.
"Thank you."
"Yup."
"Let me drive this time."
"Ok." he tosses me his keys.
"Yes!" I run around to the other side and get in. "You ready?"
"Dont 2crew up my car 2triider!"
"Okay jeez i wont." I drive home safely. "See? Im a safe driver."
"Love you."
"Love you too."
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Dave x Sollux {DaveSol}
FanfictionThis is a dave x sollux fanfic most of the credit for this goes to @ StriderOakley BC if it wasn't for them I wouldn't be writing this I do not own homestuck all characters belong to Andrew Hussie.
