One-shots for Jade

Jade x Soul

Jade Evans shoved her daughter, Axel Evans, onto the makeshift stage she had crafted out of cardboard.

"NOW SPIN THE FUCK AROUND, BITCH!" Jade screamed.

The commotion caused Jade's husband, Soul Evans, to wander into the Evans' living room. When he saw the stripper costume his 5 year old daughter was wearing his eyes grew wide.

"Jade that costume is so cool." He said, gazing in awe at the sparkling costume complete with garters and bunny ears.

"I know right! She's so gonna kick ass at the National Sexy Toddlers pageant this weekend. I did all the choreography myself and taught her the entire routine." Jade smirked as she explained the upcoming events of the weekend.

Soul just flashed Jade and Axel a sharp toothed grin before exited the large room. Once he had left, Jade turned around to glare at her daughter. Axel got the message and continued with her pole dancing routine.

~ Time Skip To The Pageant ~

Jade guided her confused husband and daughter to the sign in desk in the fancy hotel that the pageant was taking place in. The rather overweight receptionist glanced up at Jade and frowned.

"You're a slut, and so is your daughter. But I'd fuck your husband." The lady spoke with a bored expression plastered on her face.

"Listen bitch, do your job right or go back to McDonald's fat ass. Jade Evans here with Axel Evans. Now sign us the fuck in." Jade rudely demanded.

The lady just sighed and signed the Evans family in before waving them off to the the next room. Jade pulled her family into their room and pulled out a suitcase full of makeup, hair accessories, and revealing outfits.

~ 20 Minutes Later ~

Axel stood proudly on stage beside her shiny pole. She gave a smiled at the judges before started to pole dance. The judges watch it awe. They had never seen such natural talent in a 5 year old before!

Jade stood in the audience while everyone was watching with pure shock, their eyes glued to the stage.

After all the minor titles had been given out, it was time for the crowning of Ultimate Grand Supreme. Jade sat anxiously with her energetic daughter continuously asking to pole dance again.

"And the winner of Ultimate Grand Supreme is...."

Jade started biting her nails because of her nervous state. Her daughter had been in only two other pageants before this, and both times Axel won Ultimate Grand Supreme.

"...contestant number 69, Axel Evans!" The announcer finished.

Axel proudly skipped up to the stage to claim her prize of a crown, a trophy, and a $5,000 miniature castle for her room.

Jade grinned, knowing her daughter would never be defeated.

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A/N
I guess I've been watching too much Toddlers & Tiaras... Oops. Anyways, I hope this was ok. It's unedited so I apologize for any mistakes. Thanks for reading! ~ Angel