If you've ever wonder why, Disney tales all end in lies, here's what happened after all their dreams came true.
I loved being princess down in, this beautiful ocean blue.. But mermaids are going missing? They end up in someone's stew! So just try to put yourself into somebody else's gills! You're killing my eco system.. With fishing and oils spills! Thank you bp, thank you bp, the British are killing, oil is spilling, now I can't see. Chinamen feast on flounder's fins. Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends, oceans are browning. I think I'm drowning. Thanks to BP.
Hey, I'm okay, but I'm slightly scared, my husbands a mark for the war on terror! A, laddin was, taken by the C.I.A. We're not Taliban you've got the wrong man! In Guantanamo Bay, Prince Ali, where could he be? Drownin' in wawa! Interrogation, from the nation of the free. Bin Ladin's taken the fall. We're not trained pirates at all! Jafar went crazy and no one, put up a fuss. We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us. Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy al-Quaeda's not in this country! Set freee. My prince. Ali!
A beep. a beep. A beep . A beep. A beep.
This towns gone wild since I married Adam. They think I'm going straight to hell.but the charges laid on me. Of beastiality. Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell.no. I'm over run by mad men. I hear they plan to burn me at the stake. They legit believe I'm satan. And now I hear that PETA's going to take my beast away.
After John Smith travelled back to England.. I helped my people cultivate the fields, more English, French and Spaniards came to visit, and they greeted us with guns and germs and steel. They forced us into unknown lands of exile. They pillaged raped and left us all for death so now I'm far more liberal with a weapon as I seperate their bodies from their head. Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy. Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow in some French guys eyeball? Can you paint with the red couloirs in these men? I can murder if I please 'cause I'm dying of disease. I can paint with the red couloir in these men
Thanks to bp
Where's prince Ali
Beastiality
I've got STDs
