Disgusting!

Just Weird!

I was walking up to her.... This was the moment where I would express my feelings towards her. I thought she has the right to know. I walk up slowly. But not creepily. I wouldn't want to freak her out or anything! So know i'm about 3 or 4 steps away from her... All I have to think about is how to get her away from her friends! Why do girls ALWAYS travel in packs? Like whats with them! It's like they are trying to make these kind of things even more difficult for us! Anyway her friends walk off and she is just there so I quickly go in to get my chance..... This will be the only one I get so i'll make it great! I am now right there with her close enough to touch! I was about to open up my mouth to tell her and then all of a sudden I start to feel a sudden breeze around my legs..... Oh no! It cant be can it? Great! It's tracker-dacker Tom! GREAT! Now I am in front of her showing her ....Let's just say more than what as planned! I could feel my face just going extremely red like a tomato. She laughs at me, Tom laughs at me, everybody laughs at me! Why? Why is it always me! So I quickly pull up my pants and race around to the toilets and lock myself in the cubicle and try to recover from this horrific event! I bet she hates me know! Gosh! Who would wanna love someone who just got embarrassed in front of the whole of year 5? All of these thoughts are going through my mind! But then I hear a faint sweet sound....Like an angel...... I instantly knew who it was ... it was Amelia! Oh no! She's obviously coming to pick on me or something .... Or tell me i'm weird and that I should never talk to her again!!!! But who knows? So I go out and she is there. She says " Its all good! Tracker-dacker Tom is mean! Don't worry about him! I didn't mind!" I am so gobsmacked by her response to that whole scenario! I'm literally just standing there in shock, mouth wide open and sweating like crazy because i'm around her! " Don't worry I understand that you must be feeling quite embarrassed and worried but you don't need to be!' she says. This is great! Totally not what I expected to happen! I decide to make a heroic move and tell her how I feel.... Gosh i'm so nervous! So many embarrassing and nerve racking things can happen all at once! she says " Really? Jacob, I have liked you for ages now! You were so brave out there when that all happened which made me love you more! I was actually coming over here not only to see how you were doing but to ask you something....... Will you be my boyfriend?" I am yet again gob smacked! But after a few seconds I reply with an almighty roar of a YES! 

After that best moment of my life I decide that now it's time to go and show Tom who's boss! So I go up to him.... and say " Oi Nimrod! So let me get this straight right... So you seem to think that dacking me will embarrass me? You think by pulling people pants down that you are cool? Well let me tell you something... That's not how its works in my schoolyard!" 

He walks up to me and spits in my face and walks off... I smile .... Amelia asks " Why are you smiling when he spit in your face?" To which I reply " Because , when he opened up his mouth to spit on my..... a fly went in his mouth....." We all turn around to see Tom gagging over on the side of the playground. " I won".

JACOB- AGED 11