well i am just one ordinary boy who does ordianary thing but there is one thing that is different about me i am the smallist in my class and i get some of the year 11 comments shoved in my ear until one day i was walking back from school one sunny day when i heard something fly through the air 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 all of a sudden something hits my head with a crashing sound crushing my skull. The last moment of normal left bang i fell to the floor with blood on my head i could hear someone shouting call an ambulance!! But then i was unconscious and i woke up in the hospital room with monitors going beep and all sorts of instrauments attached to my head. Sitting in the corner of my room was my mum her face as pale as a sheep the doctor came in and said"hellow jake i have come to esplain what we ve done to your head well you got hit by a flying iphone and it inplanted itself into your head.
We have done the best that we could we had all the best doctors and surgions on you now most of the iphone we were able to take out but there is some in there in the bits of the brain we cant get to so if you have any simtoms please tell us as soon as possiable. I said to the doctor"please can i go to the toilet" and he said"yes" do you want me to help you i said"no thanks i need a little walk" i walked upto the bath room very weak and opened the door i went in and look at the toilet suddenly a subtital came up saying= TOLET USE FOR PEOPLE TO HAVE A WEE OR A POO. I was in shock when i looked around loads of them kept popping up i was in so much shock i nearly fell over! I dragged myself to the mirror and looked at it i had no hair i was pale then i saw a little bit shine but it thought it was just my imagiation. I quickly ran to my room and got back into be i looked at around my room when i suddenly saw another subtitle saying...............................
