Everyone loves a pussy.
We can shave it, decorate it with a Merkin, a cute furry pubic wig that comes in a variety of styles,
Animal, vegetable and insect shapes including;
Ginger Minge,
Man eater,
Harry Mary,
Fuzzy Wuzzy was the best selling,
Chicago O Hare,
international landing strip.
A man must resist smirken at her merkin and pretend its not there,
like he pretends her starfish encircled asshole is just a tight pussy.
And the brown color of the tip of his penis is just a streak of chocolate fudge
with which to paint a Mexican bandito mustache on her face.
Make no mistake, even if her fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy under her carpet.
You wont find Captain Nemo in her starfish as your 6 inch sun explodes the depths 20,000 leagues under her ass.
Maybe one day they'll make asshole merkins with the faces of celebrities or politicians with their mouths gaping in a state of wonder...
We can only hope.
