OPERATION: pissing off my Math professor

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Math. Math . Math.. Ano nga ba ang kahalagahan nito sa ating buhay? Marami diba? Pag bibili ka sa tindahan at magbabayad math is there. Addition. Subtraction. Multiplication. Division. Pag narinig ang mga salitang yan ay Math agad ang pumapasok sa aking isipan. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5... Ayan numbers.. Math nanaman. A. B. C.... X. Y. Z.... Pag naririnig ko yan alphabet agad ang naiisip ko.

Pero what the heck!!! Bakit pag pinagsama yan math nanaman!!!?? Bakit kasi meron pang find the value of X if Y is equivalent to blah.. Blahhh.. Blahhh.. Punyeta!! Ano yan!! Di ko na maintindihan!!!!

At ang professor mo pa ay isang napakalaking BORING!!! Huta.. Nakakabaliw!!! Kaya naman umiral ang kalokohan ni "unknown" at may nabuong plano sa kanyang malokong isipan .. ^___^.. An operation... Hihihi...

Operation: pissing off my Math professor.. ^__^.. Here are her list..

1. Before the math subject starts..... Write an annoying sentnence or statement on the board with capital letters and big font size. "OUR NEXT SUBJECT IS AS BORING AS OUR TEACHER AND THAT IS MATH" .. There ^__^.. Make sure he will see it.

2. Sit in front. As in infront of the teachers table... ^__^ .. Then wear your annoying look or smile. Do that in your first meeting. Don't forget to sit there every meeting.. ^__^..

3. As days pass by.... Make sure you make eye contact with him and see to it that he sees you with bored look while disscusion is on going. Oh not only a bored look but a sleepy look also. Do it the whole period. ^__^".

4. If he will gave a quiz.. Don't try to answer and squeez your mind just to get the correct answer. Niether leave it blank. Just simply doodle or draw an image of him and don't forget the horns..... Hihihi.. ^__^.. And your gonna Pass it that way..

5. If he called you to recite or give your answer to him. Stand confidently and tell him that whatever explanation he make you don't understand what he is talking about.. Don't forget to say sorry.. ^__^".. But wear a big smile on your face as if you don't care if he scolds you.

6. If he called you to find X or Y. Just answer it with what you know. Just write anything that that has connection with your topic. Wala siyang magagawa.. Eh sa ganon ang alam mo eh.. Diba?? Alangan naman na ipilit niya. ^___^".. If he scolds you for your dumbness. Just laugh and say "whoa!! How intelligent you are sir. I don't want to squeez my mind just to find that stupid X or Y. You made that problem. Just look it for yourself if you want to. I am not Dora the explorer who always brings a map in her backpack."

7. Always participate in class. Make sure you will pass your assignments.. But with answer. You can copy it to your classmate. Make sure parehong pareho kayo. Yung halatang kinopya mo talaga.. ^_^" and at the lower right of it write.. "SOURCE: *insert name of classmate here* .. "

8. Don't sleep on his class. But make sure that you will yawn and stretch infront of him after the discussion. And say "another boring class had finished and i don't understand any single bit of the discussion.". And walk away.. ^_^".

9. If possible talk to your seatmate while he is discussing and pay no attention and interest about what he is talking about.

10. If you meet him at a hallway, do not greet him. Just passby as if you don't notice him.

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Oppppppsssss......!!!! Ipagpatuloy lang dahil marami pang kasunod yan!!!!...

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