dick; s.w

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Astrid

I'm gonna get straight to the point, having Samuel Wilkinson as your neighbor is the worst thing ever!
He's such a ass. He gave me such a delightful thing to wake up this morning, which was a loud bang on my window caused my his stupid basketball. Like seriously, what kind of person plays basketball at 6am. And another delightful thing to wake up to is my mom telling me that Sam is staying over at our house for a week because my mom & his mom are going on a trip together as friends. So I'm stuck with him. I've rarely talked to him & not once I've enjoyed a conversation with him. I walk over to my mom and give her a dirty look.

" Astrid stop giving me dirty looks, it's not my fault that you don't like Samuel. He's such a angel. Too bad you guys don't get along." She raises her eyebrows.

" mom, Samuel & I aren't meant to be friends or to able to get along. He is such a dick, he needs to go on a rocket & get stuck on Mars." I say with a tone that gives a bit of attitude.

" that's not gonna happen Astrid, you're stuck with Samuel for a week. And you guys will be alone together, so I'm hoping you guys get along & not do anything crazy." She says crossing her arms.

" whatever, when is he coming anyway? Aren't you guys suppose to be leaving at 8?" I question her.

" he's coming in about 5 minutes, and don't be mean."

We suddenly hear a knock on the door.

" correction now, and get the door. And be polite."

I walk over to the door & open the door revealing ass wipe wilkinson.
I give him a fake smile & roll my eyes at him.

" nice to see you too Astrid." He says slowly growing a smirk at me.

I walk away from the door and him.

" alright you 2 behave & get along. I don't want you guys throwing arguments at each other." My mom says pointing at the both of us.

She gives me a kiss on my cheek & a hug and gives Sammy a brief smile. We watch her leave out the door and stare at each other. The door shuts and I walk away from him.

" Ay Astrid, can I call you Asstrid with 2 ss because you're a real ass." He chuckles.

I give him a death glare & response to him.

" you're such a man whore, that's why no one likes you. Maybe your dick is so small because you took 3/4 of it & shoved it into your personality."

" so you're basically calling me a dick?" He furrows one of his eyebrows.

" I am, and I already know your dick is small, I think I'm 100% accurate right?"

" look Asstrid with 2 ss, you haven't seen my dick okay. So I don't think you should call your daddy a dick & saying my dick is small. Because you'll end up wanting this dick sooner or later."

" you disgust me, ass wipe wilkinson.
Maybe I should call you Hamuel Dickinson."

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