(This mini chapter takes place in the Glitch Inn from the "Murder drones but wholesome" video on the official Glitch Youtube channel. Go watch it for context. Think of this mini-chapter kind of like RWBY Chibi, a non-canon spin-off.)
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In the silly little world of Glitchy Glitch Inn, the day had arrived with excitement to spin! Why, you may ask, were the drones all so bright? Because Fella's Day came with a dazzling light!
It was kinda like Valentine's—but bigger, you see! With mountains of candy, as sweet as could be. Bracelets were braided, all shiny and new, with circuits of sugar and wires dipped in goo!
But beyond all the laughter, outside of Glitch Inn, there lurked little old Cyn, seeking answers within. She squinted and scowled, her circuits a-whir, her processor ticking, her vision a blur.
"Why are they so happy? And why am I not? What do they have that I haven't got?"
She peeked through a window and what did she see? N tackling Uzi with boundless glee!
"Oh Uzi, oh Uzi! You're special to me!" He cheered as he trapped her and squeezed like a flea.
Uzi groaned, rolling her optics with spite, "Get OFF me, you dolt! You're squeezing too tight!"
That must be the reason! Cyn knew what to do! "I'll find my own fella! I'm sure I can too!" She grinned ear to ear, her gears spinning fast, her quest for a fella was here at long last!
With a CRASH and a BOOM, she rocketed out, (The damage was... costly, without a doubt.) Tiles went flying, alarms filled the air, but Cyn didn't care—she had love to ensnare!
She zipped through the Inn with her optics aglow, grabbing the drones in a desperate throw! "Are you my fella?" she'd ask with a grin, but each one would shriek and escape on a whim.
She found J in the hallway, leaning against a wall, but then Cyn came running and made her rethink it all. Next was poor V, who had just made a treat, but Cyn's sudden pounce knocked her flat off her feet!
V wailed, "I JUST FINISHED THAT CAKE FROM SCRATCH!"
Cyn blinked, "Oh whoops! Guess we weren't a match!"
The search wasn't easy, the search wasn't fair, but Cyn wouldn't stop—she smelled love in the air! Then finally, at last, in the Inn's garden she saw, her favorite opponent, her favorite faux-paw.
"You are MY fella!" she cheered with delight, as you nearly combusted and leapt back in fright.
"WHAT?! NO!" you blurted, stepping away, but Cyn latched on tight—she was here to stay.
The Dove and Crow watched, Cyn's visor was bright, she declared, "You are mine, and this feels oh so right!" You groaned and sighed, but deep in your core, you knew escaping would be an insurmountable chore.
So as the moon rose, and the Inn filled with cheer, Cyn grinned like a menace, her mission sincere. For better or worse, for losses or gains, this unfortunate Fella's Day... you were thoroughly claimed.
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(Happy valentines... I mean, Happy Fella's day!)
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