Dead pool life

Back from the dead

I woke up on the ground I just fell from a 10 foot drop. I swear to god I will fucking kill wolverine 😡 ooor I could get stripers to show me there booboisie 😍. I see a guy he says hi and of course I say fuck off this is my story ☺️ Fucking people. I find two swords I pick them up and say finders keepers losers werpers. I go back to my apartment singing about chimichangas. I put the swords with the rest and take out my katanas and walk over to the guy I have put into a cage. Then say IM HOME!! Then I chop of his head that take cares of that😆 I'm just a jinyus. I go to kill some people when I see saber tooth he grabs at me i chop off his head. Idiot ha 😃 ha Guys he's walking a round blind 😃😃😃. I see a guy on a mother sickl I jump down I speak Spanish and kill them. I go to the x men and the first peoson is login 😒.hay bub  what are you doing here. I don't know. Hay gies he's so boring 😫. Login I am your father. Shut up bub. O now I know what came here to kill you. Try. Ok I take out my sords and slice his head off . And I leave in still 😎.