Mortals meet Percabeth- DISCONTINUED

Eliana Hernandez

I was at home rereading the Heroes of Olympus and the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. I am obsessed. But, I'm not reading them for fun this time. I've been seeing weird things that can only be explained as Greek monsters. It is well, weird. They're always following me. 

I heard a knock on my door and I went to get it. When I got to the door I opened it forgetting to check who it was. When I saw who it was I tried to close it but the mini monster army was already inside. There was another knock and out of horror I absent minded opened up the door. In came three kids.They all had black hair, but one had electrifying blue eyes, one had pure onyx eyes, and one had sea green eyes. They looked like Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace, and Nico Di Angelo. They started to slash their swords. Soon the army was defeated. When I got out of my coma of shock and horror(shock: PERCY JACKSON IS REAL!! Horror:I ALMOST GOT KILLED!!) I went into fangirl mode. After 15 minutes of fangirling, I calmed down inhale, exhale.

They took me to Camp Half-Blood  and I literally fainted in shock I woke up to see a half horse half man in front of me."You're Chiron trainer of Heroes. "He smiled and said "Yes, child I am. How much do you know about Greek Mythology?"He questioned. I said "I am completely obsessed. I love it so much and I just met the Little Big Three Percy. Thalia , and Nico and Rick Riordan wrote these books about Percy and Annabeth oh by the way GO PERCABETH!!! And I've always wished I was a demigod and it's all real and looking around it obviously is. Am I a demigod? I speak Greek and Latin. I'm very ADHD but not dyslexic. Wait did Leo come home safe from the Giant War?Is Calypso here? OMG can I meet the Stolls they're my role models. Does Percy seriously eat blue food? I'm sorry I fangirled too hard, now you're looking at me like a cow on drugs. I'm gonna shut up now" I ranted.

Let's just say that I didn't need the newbies video.

-------LINE Richard BREAK the 2nd tried and unlike Jason, succeeded to eat a stapler. Read more on the Break family eating habits after this-------

That night at the campfire, l was claimed. I am a Daughter of Hermes. I became the Stolls *LSBFF and they were my *BBBFF. One day we decided to prank Percabeth. We walked into the Poseidon cabin.there we found Percy and Annabeth face raping each other. Then they started stripping Leo, my BFF came in then seeing what was in front of him covered his eyes an ran out of the cabin screaming something about his  and I quote "Poor virgin eyes". I couldn't help but agree with him. I ,being me, screamed, threw a shoe at them and ran out. When I explained what happened to Travis and Conner they said "Well you took it well. Most people faint or collapse sobbing." I  laughed to myself thinking that being a demigod is pretty awesome.

A.N

 BBBFF: Big Brother Best Friend Forever  

LSBFF: Little Sister Best Friend Forever  

If you watch My Little Pony you'd know.

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