Hello I am Gouda. I have made a mistake.
I am in love with two cheeses.
I'm in love with Mozzarella and Cheddar.
Mozzy is one fine cheese with her beautiful white skin and her beautiful smell, but Cheddar she has beautiful yellow skin but she's so processed and not natural like Mozzy.
A natural cheese is an important quality. I have to make an exception at Cheddar she's got a nice style. She is very smart too. She's just not natural.
Mozzy is such a nice cheese and she's a wheel like me, she isn't as processed as Cheddar. Mozzy is very pretty too. Too pretty for a cheese like me. Unlike Cheddar she is naturally beautiful.
I can't decide. I love them both but now I must make a choice.
Mozzy knows.
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