Sarah walked to school feeling so stupid. Her brother had bought her a red bow for Valentine's Day. He knew she'd hate it so he made her wear it. See Valentine's Day is just a day to tell someone you love them. But you can do that every other day! You don't need a special day to say it just do it. But to Sarah's friends it was the most romantic day of the year. Lucky for Sarah was that she got free candy from her friends. "Happy V day!" "That did not sound romantic at all." "yeah sounded like happy vagina day?" They laughed at Connors joke. Connor and Lola had been friends since first grade when Connor spilled juice on her dress.
"Well then Happy Vagina Day Connor!" Lola punched her arm. "Shut up okay you know what I meant" "yes I did but I think Connors day better" He smiled and put his me around her. "Sarah you have three guys today who are going to ask you out you know that right?" "Yes I do. And I will handle it" "How?" "She's gonna pull a Mona". Pulling a Mona was a way of saying lie in a ridiculous way. Mona was Sarah's older sister, every time a guy got serious with her she'd lie. "I'm dying in a few months, I'm lesbian sorry, you remind my on my uncle, I'm just to cute for you etc....."
"Sarah come on really?!" Sarah nodded and kept walking. She knew what to do and she knew who was going to ask her. Allen basketball guy who hates her favorite band Simple Plan, Trey dancer who hated her favorite super hero Captain America (he is bomb), and Peter baseball guy who says Disney is for kids. She knew what to do and she knew how to let them down easy. As she walked to first period she say Allen holding a bush full of roses. Oh God she thought. Roses strike one, roses are to cliché and the most over used flower in the world. Lily's, Tulips even colored roses would have been better than red roses.
He also carried a sign, total barf! If you're gonna ask me to be your valentine ask me face to face not face to board. She walked into class acting like she hadn't seen the sign. Hopefully he wouldn't give a speech. Surprisingly he didn't ask first period. That meant he'd ask at lunch. Bigger barf! You don't ask around a crowd of people! Makes it awkward you do it in a special place like a tree or building so that way if you do end up dating you have a special spot.
At third period Peter was going to ask her. He had put a card on her desk,
DEAR SARAH,
I KNOW THIS IS STUPID AND I KNOW WE DONT TALK MUCH BUT I KNOW THAT I LIKE YOU AND THAT YOU LIKE ME. WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY VALENTINE?
She looked from the card and then put her head down. Peter patted her head, she put a finger up as a hold on. As she looked up she tried her best not to laugh. "So?" "So? *giggle" "Will you?" She couldn't hold it in. She burst out laughing and kept laughing as he walked out the room laughed and others just clapped. She felt bad but come on! How would he know if she liked him and oh god he tried to rhyme in the card. It was pretty funny. One down two to go, this day was going to be long.
HOPE YOU ENJOYED PLZ KEEP READING! PS I DO LOVE CAPTAIN AMERICA SIMPLE PLAN AND DISNEY! ROSES ARE OVER USED AND ALL COUPLES SHOULD HAVE A SPECIAL SPOT <3
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Short Story"I don't like cute, romantic, and sweet things I'm more of a random, fun, weird girl! You give me a rose I think okay simple guy B-. But you give me a rose that's made of candy and red vines B+" "what no A+" "No ones an A+"
