Why do everyone think I'm nerdy or geeky or as Max Ginger says 'A Dork'. I mean when you get to know me I'm
The bell jumped me put of my daydream. This is Castle High... Cliche as ever and would make you wish you were dead. One because the smart kid is always bullied or really famous for being smart. Let's just sort this out as that fact I'm famous for tons of things but not for being smart.
Straight A+ and I got a B- in kindergarten...does that count? I wear glasses because contact's make my eyes burn and stuff. I dress I joggers and T-shirt on bad days and like typical good dressing gay on good days. Yes, I'm gay. I'm also bipolar and have ocd but is that important?
I opened my locker to have it slammed shut making me flinch. In slow motion my books will fall on my toe and my hands will go crazy and my eyes will squeeze shut and my droll with roll down my chin.
"Hey Dork" Max Ginger. Ew, my mind just dies thinking about hoes. To bad his girlfriend have all my classes and have the locker next to me.
"Hi" I said. God! Why does this boy do this to me. Why don't he take his jaw line, green and blue eyes, pink lips, man bun looking ass somewhere else. But the man bun though!
God! He mist look god holding his sword. Ew! Not that you nasty fuckers! He's in a Japanese Sword Modeling business thingy muh bob.
"What do you want Max?" I said opening my locker again and it also be slammed shut again. People didn't care because this is Max and I everyday. Should be the name of are reality show. Max and I Everyday starring Fritz Page and Max Ginger in Castle Highschool starting August 24 and air everyday from 6:00 am to 3:00 pm.
"Well!! If you going to be so fucking pissy? Remember last Tuesday?"
"How could I forget?" Let's just say I walked in on some bang bang bang with Max Ginger and Marianna Casper's. And his girlfriend name is Arianna. Like the same thing. Funny how they also look the same in the genes. Oh! And they have the same mom and dad!
Straight sex is kinda hot. Not like I will ever have it. I'll just put myself in the girls shoes. I did that once, I fell down the stairs and that's how I got the scar on my nose that I get made fun off for.
"Really how could I forget?" I said looking away.
"I don't know go fuck dorm guy and make me walk into it. But besides that! I need twenty dollars for you to keep that secret"
"What? I don't thinkt that's how it works" I said pushing down the hand Max had out for me to place money in
He gripped my collar and pushing me up against the locker. And by up I mean up. I could finally actually look him straight in the face without fill so short and small.
I'm 5'7 and I have hazel eyes, chubby Cheeks, fluffy hair I like to run my hand through that no one can touch except who ever i fall in love with and Max. Max with touch it either way. I have a shit load of freckles and braces. Long as hell eyelashes I think are smexy for me . I'm really skinny due of a condition call to lazy to get up and eat and just won't get fat no matter what. My mom says I got big booty from her and she says i got puffy lips from my dad. My penis??? That's to much info... 5 inch's. What! I'm a witty boy that make tough ideas... Awkward!
Anyway! As I was flying he had his face like a inches away from mine. For real. My nose and for head is touching his.
"You're lucky your adorable in a way I could just punch you in the balls and that you have to come over later tonight to help me study"
"What?"
"Really man! I'm afraid your turning straight and stupid. You remember straight sex and forget about homework. Also the fact your going to be in my house. Every girl wants to be at my house" he said. His voice is hell. Its hot and evil.
"Oh! OK. Um. What time?" I said. He put me down and I looked up at him.
"Six. And bring heals shortie" he said laughing and walking off. I dust myself off and realized the hall was empty and I could go home now. I grabbed my stuff out my locker and left school.
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Home Sweet Home. I could smell the vanilla chocolate cookies my mkm was making for my little brother Ryan's birthday.
"Mama! I'm home" I said.
"Hey Baby. Come here will yah" Joy my mom said. I walked in the kitchen to see my African American Mom, I'm Italian Sister, Russian Brother, Native American Brother, German Sister, and my blood brother. BTW, where Brazilian.
I was adopted when i was ten. Eight years ago and woman named Joy and and Man name Joe saved my life. So Cliche. The ruined my life to days ago. No pay, and extra choirs! Fuck this shit! Going to Mexico with my older brother who just moved out.
"Baby Fritz!!" My other older brother said smacking my ass.
"Stop slapping you brothers ass. Just because that's that only ass you ever get to slap" my younger sister said.
My mom laughed and stirred the food in the pot.
"Casper. You know I'm short. So can you get the water from the top shelve for that burn!" Is laughed patting his shoulder.
"I hate you people" my little brother said. We looked at him and all say I know together.
I sat down for food and the table packed up with are squad. I ate with my big family than went to my room bathroom and showered. I was not smelling like crazy fish around Max.
I put on some navy print joggers, T-shirt and Calvin sneakers. I grabbed my backpack and left the house after saying duces to my FAM.
Max Ginger was like...rich. He had a sexy ass house, sexy ass pool, and sexy as man bun.
I knocked on the door and a shirtless sweaty Max opened the door right away. He had ear phones in with on bud out.
"Hey" he said out of breath.
"Hey" I said. He grabbed my arm and pulled me in and slamming the door behind us. Well damn!
Hey guys! Better be happy with the first chapter since I wrote with shit on my phone! Ain't no baby got time for DAT. Anyway! See you later Dork.
