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Lust for Dan

GloZell Green had always had a thing for Dan Howell. She adored him and watched his YouTube videos all day everyday. She just wanted to slam his sausage up her ass. VidCon 2015 was the perfect place to do this.

GloZell packed her suitcase, as she knew she would be gone for the whole weekend. She put on her wig and green lipstick and made out with her cardboard cutout of Dan Howell, which already had green stain marks on the beautiful lips and mysterious liquid on his body.
She was about to leave for the airport when... she forgot the most important thing. GloZell threw her bags down and rushed to the refrigerator to grab 64 bottles of ranch and squeezy juice. Just to be safe, she opened one and took her pants off. She smeared the ranch all over her fat tinder folds. She fingers herself viciously, taking her Dan Howell cardboard cutout and letting his arm fuck her right up the ass. She doesn't need lube. She comes so hard that it squirts all the way to the doorway where the lobbyman was standing. Her squirt gets mixed in with the ranch and she licks it off, thinking of Dan's huge boner. "Oh that little bitch I swear to God." GloZell states as her pussy farts, spraying ranch rain all over the goddamn hardwood floor. She cleans up swiftly and heads through the door, taking her cardboard cutout to the Uber awaiting her arrival.

She got into the taxi and the driver looked at her strangely. She could barely fit her 3 cardboards of Dan into the trunk. These cutouts were as big as Dan's dick, so extra life size. Her bag filled with ranch was open and her ranch was spilling out and it made her wet. She could already feel Dan's long hard shaft sliding into her wet pipes as she screamed more than she screamed during the hot sauce challenge. Seeing GloZell's constipated face, the Uber driver looked back and moaned. The driver was a girl wearing slutty leggings and a trashy suncoat. It was then GloZell noticed the boy sitting next to her. Or... he was on her. They were hardcore fucking and there were people and children watching as the boy took his dick and slapped it on the cushion. GloZell was getting even more wet by watching the young hot couple cum all over each over. "That was fucking fun u lil slut" said Ireland, the girl driving. "Fuck I'm gonna fuck you so hard at the next stop." said the boy, who's name turned out to be Nick.

"Take me to the airport, I'm gonna let Dan Howell fuck me so hard up the ass so hard that he hits my prostate and it bleeds and we continue to fuck until I suck all the cum out of him." GloZell said. "That's hot.." Ireland and Nick simultaneously say. GloZell gets super horny and she takes out another bottle of ranch. She slides her fingers down her already worn out jeans from the crazy sex she's had with Dan's picture. She slides 1 finger into her pussy and her mind is taken away. That's when she rips her jeans all the way down to her shoes and she tears her tight granny panties off. Nick looks back and sees this all happening.

"Fuck me up" he says then Ireland slaps him. GloZell pours the entire bottle of ranch deep into her vaginal pipe that it reaches her G-spot instantly and she squirts all over the back seat. The coldness of the still refrigerated ranch gets her horny straight away. Her nipples are harder than ever in this latest installment of "Imaginary Dan Sticks His Monster Cock Up My Fucked Up Uvula And Down My Spine Until It Reaches My Uterus"

Then she remembered something. She packed her custom Dan Howell shaped dildo in her suitcase!!! She screams with excitement and rips her bag open to find it sitting at the top, right from when she last used it less than a day ago. She starts probing herself so hard her wig falls out the car window. Oh well, she has more anyways so it doesn't fucking matter. Nick finally says to Ireland, "It's Sunday, 11 am. I am going to fuck you so hard up the ass." Ireland replied, "As long as it's right after church, fuck me so hard i love anal." "Wait we can use this strawberry plumpkin fucker wood pussy juicy juice as lube i fucking love you Ireland" Nick said. Nick continued to fuck her anally using the milkshake as lube and Ireland continued to drive down "Sexyfuck my asshole pussy Street". She would never be in a car accident because she is a professional sex pussyfuck analfuck driver with a license.

GloZell was bored with her fingers and her cold ranch, so she took her vacuum cleaner and shoved the plug up her ass. The energy from thinking about Dan fucking her and cumming all over her tits while he strapped her down and bites her lip gets her going and charges the vacuum cleaner. She attaches the hose to the end of the machine, turns it on the "suck" option, then sticks the whole thing up her vagina at once. She howells with pleasure and the fuck buddies in the front seat orgasm off of it. She fucks herself so hard and the cum is taken from her deep vaginal passages. She sticks sour gummy worms up her ass to scrape the sides of her anus to get shit (it tastes like Dan) and she smears it on her tongue and vomits into her vagina and all over the car.

Ireland and Nick finish up for the 69th time today. GloZell packs her belongings up and gets ready to get out of the Uber to the airport. "I AM GOING TO MEET DAN FUCKING HOWELL I AM SO HORNY OH MY GOD FUCK ME UP" GloZell asks if she has to clean up the body fluids all over the leather seats.

"We'll take care of it honey, go fuck your man" Nick says. GloZell grabs her suitcases and her Dan cardboard cutouts and gets out of the car. She waves goodbye and orgasms at the sight of the airport.

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