Akashi
"This is ridiculous. Why do they keep going into the pool? I don't want them to go to the pool. I want them to go to bed."
"Fine. You insist on defying me? I will make sure you never get out of that pool." //deletes pool ladder and everyone swims until they die
You: Akashi-kun, you do realize you're talking to a game, right?
"No one gets away alive defying Akashi Seijuro, even if they're in a computer screen."
Aomine
"Oh my God, this is so cool. You can WooHoo in so many places???" //makes the couple WooHoo in the bed, hot tub, photo booth, car, changing room, elevator and all the places you can WooHoo in
"Damn, why do they put that ugly mosaic thing over the boobs? And they don't show the sexy deed? This is lame. I'm not playing anymore."
Kise
//spends three hours creating his family, paying attention to every single detail and outfit
"Yay, this guy looks just like me! I'm more handsome, obviously, but this is as close to perfection as I can get you to be, Kise Junior. Nothing beats the original anyway." //flips hair
You: Um, ironic much, Copy Cat? AND WHY DOES HIS WIFE HAVE LIGHT BLUE HAIR AND EYES??
"(LAST NAME)-CCHI!!!" //blushes
Kuroko
//creates 5 Sims with hair colors of the rainbow and names them after the GoM
//makes Aomine WooHoo with 10 different girls and invite them all to a party so he gets slapped 10 times
//makes Murasakibara obese
//makes Midorima get abducted by aliens "He's with his species now."
//makes Kise get struck by lightning
//leaves Akashi alone
Midorima
//spends 10 million years selecting their horoscopes
"OH MY OHA ASA. What are these fools doing?! Taurus is not compatible with Leo! What are they doing, making babies?! STOP!"
Murasakibara
//makes everyone in his family a chef
//makes them cook every dish available for every single meal
//everyone in the family ends up obese and bankrupt
Mayuzumi
//creates the Rakuzan team including himself
//makes himself the father of Akashi, Hayama, Nebuya and Mibuchi
"Respect your father, bitches."
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Get Your Heart in the Game (Kuroko no Basket)
FanfictionA collection of Kuroko no Basket one-shots! ✿ Various characters x Reader ✿ What ifs/scenarios ✿ Any other random stories I think of Requests closed. ♬Title inspired by the HSM song LOL
