Body switch

Sofia the crazy!

Anna's POV
I walked in and Sofia was at the table. I sat down and there was a piece of crap on the table. What the hell was wrong with her? "So I want some gold and a snowcone! I wanna trade it for James's dog's poop!" She exclaimed. "Do I even have to tell you my answer? NO!" I yelled. "Queen Elsa Can I eat it?" Yeah sure I'm not gonna stop you. That's what I wanted to say. "Uh no dog poop will make you sick." I said "But it's deeeelicious!" Sofia exclaimed. "What the hell is wrong with you?!" "You kiss your mother with that mouth?" "My m-mother is dead." "Oh I'm sorry for your loss... Anyway, I eat dog poop almost every day! It's part of my diet! You should try it!" I tried my best not to throw up. "N-No thank you. I'm a queen I don't eat dog poop." I poiletly said doing my best to act like my elder sister. "Do you kiss your father with that mouth?" "My father is dead." What the heck is wrong with this girl? "Wow you're orphans! That must've been kewl :3 I always wish mom and dad were dead..." "Oh cool...Wait WHAT?!" Did she just say--- "I always wanted to be independent! Without mom and dad and James and Amber! :3" "Get out. We're no longer doing trade with *enchancia." "Why? I'm amazing." Sofia tossed her hair like she was the best. "Your not. You eat dog poop! And you call your self a princess? My sister princess Anna is a better princess then you!" I said being modest and stuck up. Letting everyone know "Elsa" thinks Anna is the best. "Wait. Why do you sound sooo much like Anna?" "...Voice changer...? And it's princess Anna to you!" "And why would Elsa wanna sound like servant Anna?" "Excuse me? Anna is not s servant she is a princess." "Potato potahto" "How dear you disrespect your queen and princess! Guards! Off with her head!" I demanded. "Ugh seriously?" Sofia punched and kicked our guards. She was really strong for an 8 year old. The guards attacked and cut her head off. She was still a bit alive and her last words were, "first." She coughed and died. Her bloody head was laying on the grass with her eyes open. Blood was caked on her dress with her organs and brain. coughed royally. "I'm sorry for the violence. Arendelle is no longer in trade with Sofia the wiredo." "Yes Queen Elsa we will send a note home to the family!" Kai said. "Ahem. Now if you'll excuse me I have a sister to see." Jeez this was my third meeting in one day. Elsa's POV
"Anna what happened I saw the guards cut of Sofia's head." "Oh umm she eats... uh... dog poop and she wants to kill her family..." What the Hans's butt is going on hear? "ANNA! I mean ELSA what happened? Tell me the whole story." I demanded leading her to her--or I guess my room. "Now." I said angrily through my teeth. "WHAT HAPPENED?!" I yelled. "WHY DID YOU CUT OFF HER HEAD?!" I screamed again. She talked really fast. "Okay so Sofia came in, she wanted to trade dog poop for gold and a snowcone, she wanted to eat the dog poop, I said what the hell is wrong with you and she asked me if I kiss my mother with my mouth and mama's dead and then she asked me the same thing about my father and papas dead and she said she wanted to kill her family to be independent and I ordered the guards to take her back to enchancia and then she kicked and punched them like a ninja and then I ordered them to cut off her head... And she called Anna, I mean me a servant" She had to breathe at the end of the story. "ANNA! You cut off an eight year olds head!" I yelled. "But she was too weird and she was planning on murdering her family... And that is against the enchancian and arendelle law..." I sighed deeply through my nose before replying. "It's also against the law to kill anyone under 13!" "Anyway, we have to take back her body. And by a royal command, it shall be okay." "It's against Arendelle law to cut off anyone's head of there under 13 years of age!" I repeated "Ehh it's a royal command. Plus it's against the law for anyone under 13 to be a trade partner." "WAIT! THEN WHY ISNT SOFIA GOING TO JAIL?" "Sofia didn't kill anyone." "But she's not allowed to be a trade partner." Anna said "It says in the lawbook of arendelle, anyone under the age of 13 shall not be able to be a trade partner." "She was a stand in. Her mother had just went on vacation her dad couldn't do it,and amber and James didn't want too." I explained. "Ugh I hate Sofia" she muttered. "It doesn't matter we need to switch back." "YAY THEN I WONT GO TO JAIL LETS SWITCH BACK COME ON LETS GO TO THE TROLLS!" "No the trolls are crazy! They killed papa once when you were little. It's only been a day in your body." "They did? I never knew... But wait, I remember they had a son..." "You will still go to jail. But since your my sister one day." "Why no one knew I was u?!" "People would freak out. Let's just go to the trolls." "Ok." Anna agreed. "They freaked out on me when I was nine." (Read Elsa Anna childhood if you don't know what I'm talking about) "Queen Elsa Princess Anna?! Again?! I hope your not gonna be like your father who came to me over 100 times!" Grand Pabbie yelled. "Pabbie we switched bodies because of a magical wine Olaf gave us. He told us to say body switched. And we switched" I said. "I'm Elsa trapped in Anna's body." "And im Anna. I mean Elsa. I mean Anna. Ugh Anna in Elsa's body..." "Oh my gosh." Pabbie facepalmed himself. "Ugh what the hell is wrong with you? Olaf isn't your friend!" "He is! But he turned evil because of your stupid magic." Sonnie appeared. "Oh h-hi! You remind me of someone..." "Sonnie! I missed you!" I remembered I was in Anna's body Sonnie was confused. "My magic? No it must have been Daughty!" The troll said "Umm I know the one next to ya not you though..." "I'm her. We switched bodies!" I pointed at myself "Oh cool! Hi umm Elsa is it?" He asked. "Yes I'm In my sisters body!" "You have both grown up gorgeous ;)" He was so sweet. "Oh sonnie your so sweet." Me and Anna said in unison. "Wow sisters really do think alike!" "Can you change us back?!" Anna asked. Anna explained what happened with Olaf and the wine. "Yup I can! I can't believe your snowman buddy became evil! I did see Daughty carrying a snowman though..." "Can you turn Olaf back?" I pointed to Daughty holding evil Olaf. "Sure! I'll do anything for you 😊" "NOOO SONNIE!" "HOLY SHUT UP GRAND PABBIE I NEVER LIKED YOU!" I yelled. "Do you wanna go to my room? That'll keep us away from my Pabbie..." Sonnie offered. "Ya of course!" We said in unison. "Wow do you guys have telepathy or something?" "No. Were not even the same age!" We said In unison once a again. Sonnie laughed. "I'm three years older then her." "HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Pabbie yelled "Oh Pabbie I'm just taking them to my room...You know what mommy said "take good care of your company" "Um..." I said. "OH COME ON IM THE BETTER PARENT AND I SAY KILL YOUR COMPANY!" "AND I SAY FREEZE YOUR FRIENDS DAD!" I said before having Anna freeze grand Pabbie. "Sorry I'll thaw him later." "Good job. You put extra ice right? And you don't have to thaw him..." "Yep and ok." Anna poked her nosy head in. "Stop flirting and Change us back!" "😏 Fine" Pabbie giggled. We were in sonnie's room. It was pretty much a normal room except a lot of the stuff were stone. He sighed once before doing it. "Please don't take the magic spell too seriously... The people who made troll magic were kinda mean so they made the spells kinda mean too..." "Ok." We said in unison. He waved his hands and said "F*beeeeep* you." "Anna don't repeat that!" I yelled at my younger sister. "F*beeeeep* YOU!!!" She repeated. I was back in my body! "Ya know your not to big to spank!"I threatened. "Don't curse." I warned "Dang it... Oh well I'm already getting spanked so...
Look inside your tiny mind
Now look a bit harder
'Cause we're so uninspired, so sick and tired of all the hatred you harbor

So you say
It's not okay to be gay
Well I think you're just evil
You're just some racist who can't tie my laces
Your point of view is medieval

F you
F you very, very much
'Cause we hate what you do
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch"
"ANNA ANDERSON! No chocolate for 3 weeks." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "Your fault for swearing come on Anna let's go home." "Fiiiine..."