My Time at Litchfield

Chapter 6

[Andi POV]

I was sitting by Morello, Nicky, Alex, And Piper. I looked around the room and everyone was talking for once. It was weird to me. Then I heard Morello mention a WAC election.

"Everyone elects a representative for their tribes. Whites, Blacks, Hispanics, Golden Girls, and Other. Those five gals go to Healy and say what we want. Then Healy goes to the higher ups. Its like student council." Morello says.

"But not every hispanic person wants the same thing." Piper said.

"Oh sure they do, they all want to come to America." Morello said.

Alex has been ignoring Piper all day. Later, me, Nicky and Piper played Scrabble.

"These fucking elections can't this place get anymore like high school." Nicky says.

I noticed Piper was looking at Alex standing by Morello.

"Speaking of High School." I said.

"I feel like such an asshole why wont she look at me." Piper said.

"Because you were an asshole. Everyone has their limits." Nicky said.

"In my experience she smells bullshit like sharks smell blood just walk up to her and say sorry for being a dick." Nicky said.

"Its not that hard. I had some words when I first came here. Look at us now." I said.

"Yeah Best friends. Didn't she screw you over." Piper said.

"Yeah and you screwed her over so fuck you." I said to Piper.

I got up and left the game. I met up with Alex in the laundry room when Pennsatucky came in.

"I'm going to win WAC rep because I have the power of the Lord on my side." Pennsatucky said.

"Yeah I'm sure everyone's going to vote for you." I said.

"They are because the Lord will make them vote for me." Pennsatucky said.

"As good as this may be to hear you two fight right now. I need some peace." Alex said.

"What crawled up your cooch and died." Pennsatucky said.

"Your mouth now beat it." Alex said.

I left the laundry room because I can tell Alex is pissed at Piper. So I went to Nicky's bunk and hang out with her.

"Nicky." I said.

"Bragg." She said.

"What you doing." I said.

"Writing something down." I said.

"What you writing." I said looking to see a list of names.

"Nothing." She said.

"Is that a fuck book." I said laughing.

"Yes now stop laughing before Big Boo comes and shits on our parade." She said.

Big Boo walked into the bunk.

"I heard my name." Big Boo said.

"Nicky has a fuckbook." I said laughing.

"Let me see that." Big Boo said.

"No it's none of your business unless your up for a competition." Nicky said.

"Its ok Nichols." Big Boo said.

"Hey Bragg you in." Nicky said.

I'm going to regret this.

"Yeah I'm in." I said.

"Ok so anybody we know as friend is worth 50 points. Strangers is worth 55. Any other race is 60. A kiss is worth 20." Nicky said.

"Ok so how much you got so far Nicky." I said.

"100." She said.

"I'm at 50." Big Boo said.

"I'm at 50." I said.

"What friend did you see Bragg." Nicky asked.

"Chapman." I said.

"Ahh I knew you two had something going on." Nicky said.

"Not anymore. But for the sake of the game i guess I can pull a couple strings." I said.

I went to see Piper when I saw Alex walking I avoided that and went straight to Piper. She was laying at her bunk.

"Pipes." I said.

"Yes." She said.

"If Nicky or Big Boo asked you anything about me and you having sex just say yes." I said.

"What the fuck did you do." She said.

"We're in a contest of who can fuck the most ppl the more points we get the better." I said.

"How many points am I worth." She said.

"50." I said.

"How many points do you have." She asked.

"I have 100 now." I said winking at her.

"You told them." She said.

"Yes." I said.

"Did Alex find out." She said.

"Yes but it was a couples days ago because she was going crazy and she had a razor blade and its a story but I'll talk to you later and apologize to Alex for being a dick." I said.

"How many points is a kiss worth?" She asked.

"20." I said.

She kissed me. I kissed her back and then pulled away. I walked around and went to the common room where everyone was for the elections. I saw Piper at the door and then leave so I followed her. She went to the bathroom. So I hid and waited for her to get out. After that she went to Alex's bunk. She sat on the bed and hugged the pillow.

"You fucking creep." I said.

"Did you follow me." She asked.

"Yes because you left the election room." I said.

"No reason I mean I guess I didn't feel like being in there. I talked to Polly and she's getting her tutu probed." She said.

"Her tutu?" I asked.

"That's what my mom called the vagina." She said.

"Oh. Well I. It's time for dinner want to come with." I said.

"Sure." She said.

We went to the lunchroom and they announced who won the WAC elections and Piper won. She didn't even run.