FC Barcelona Group Chats

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Nj - GOOD MORNING

Nj - RISE AND SHINE

Nj - WAKE UP PEOPLE

Nj - IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY

Leo - Neymar what are you doing being awake this early in the morning?

Leo - You normally get up as late as possible???

Nj - BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS

Leo - umm no what's today?

Nj - UMM

Nj - I DONT KNOW EITHER

Leo - you are so confusing

Nj - BUT ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY

Nj - 😃😃😃😃

Nj - WHY IS NO ONE ELSE IN THE CHAT

Leo - probably because it's 7 o'clock in the morning 😑

Nj - oh yeah

Leo - why did you stop talking in capitals?

Nj - I DONT KNOW

Leo - the capitals are back now, I see

A - what is your problem

Nj - I don't know I have many problems

Nj - 99 problems but Real Madrid ain't one

Nj - 😉😉

Leo - Neymar, you stopped with the capitals again!

Nj - SORRY

A - it's 6 o'clock in the morning

A - you lunatic!

Nj - NO ITS 7 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING

Leo - you do realise that she is in the UK and we are in Spain

Leo - so our time is one hour ahead of her's!

A - thank you for mentioning time difference Leo ☺️

Nj - OH YEAH

Nj - WHOOPS

Nj - SORRY ABOUT THAT

Jordi - and I thought it was bad being woke up at 7, Alesha has to wake up at 6 thanks to you Neymar

Sergi - where's Marc?

Rafinha - what's happening?

Dani - where's Gerard?

Rafinha - who has lost Gerard and Marc?

Jordi - Rafinha they aren't lost 😑

Jordi - they are just not awake yet probably

Ger - Hóla!

Jordi - well there's Ger

Sergi - MARC?!

Ger - Marc is probably still asleep

Ger - why are you all up so early anyway?

Leo - one word.

Leo - Neymar.

Jordi - speaking of Neymar why hasn't he messaged in ages?

Leo - knowing him he's probably gone back to sleep

Rafinha - sounds about right

A - well I'm going back to sleep

Jordi - okey

Sergi - I'm gonna do the same

Leo - me too

Ger - me three

Dani - me four

Rafinha - me too

Jordi - RAFINHA YOU RUINED IT YOU WAS SUPPOSED TO SAY "me
Five"

Rafinha - oh well

Rafinha - I expect to have an even more stranger conversation later if Marc will be involved

Rafinha - byeeeeee

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2 hours later

Marc - ??

Marc - WHAT DID I MISS

Marc - at least I didn't loose my beauty sleep

Marc - unlike some people

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Finally on summer holidays now, so I'll be updating more often :)

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Em :)