Beep..... Beeeeeep..... Beepbeeepbeeeeepbeeeeeeep.
"Ugh stupid fucking alarm. Stupid fucking school. Stupid fucking five in the damn morning. Stupid education laws."
I roll out of bed and slip on what else but my big fluffy blanket that fell with me without me noticing it. "Fuck you." Yeah I may talk to inanimate objects but when they piss me off I do a lot of things.
I go into the bathroom and look to see how much effort I'll have to put into my hair this morning. Too much. *infinity sighs* i walk to my drawers and pull out my high waisted skinny jeans that are just a liiiiiittle too tight. I find a Pearl Jam crop top shirt that shows my belly button.
I want to get it pierced but it's not good for fights.
But whatever. I put on my high top white converse and my thin gold chain necklace. I really hope these bitches don't try to fuck with me. I'm starting a new school this year because all my friends left my old school because they were trying to force us to wear uniforms. Yeah right. So instead I'm going to WestBay High School. It's the prepster school that all the rich kids go to. They get good grades during the week and snort coke on the weekends. My kinda people. Not. I prefer my drug buddies not to be snobby pricks with dildos shoved up their asses.
I grab two joints in a cigarillo wrapper hidden under my mattress into my bra. Today might be a long day. I brush my teeth flatten my hair and put on makeup. I only wear mascara and eyeliner on my waterline. Ain't nobody got time to even out wings.
I hop into Scar and put the address to WestBay into my cars gps. 10 minutes. Yay I have 25 till I need to be at school so I decide to go drive around. I go up Main St. And see an old mom and pop gas station. I grab Reese's, Altoids, baby bottle pops, (don't judge they're delicious) a ring pop, and a snickers. I didn't eat breakfast because it's hard for me to eat right when I wake up.
I get back in my car after paying for everything. I decide to ride around some more while blaring MKTO's American Dream.
'Cause this right here is the twisted paradise
This ain't the same summer song that you used to know
'Cause Jack left Diane thirty years ago
I dance spastically as I scream this at the top of my lungs. Some girl pulls up in a pink BMW to my left. I see her look at me in disgust. I super smile at her and start singing the rest of the song even louder taunting her. She rolls her eyes.
"YEAH RIGHT BITCH KEEP TRYING BUT YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIND A BRAIN BACK THERE!!!!!"
She opens her mouth gasping. I just bust into giggles. She looks like it's her first time trying to suck dick. I almost died after looking at her. Luckily the light turned green so she drove off. I pressed the gas not even nearly close to flooring it but I flew past her. "BYE BITCH!"
I drove around for a few more minutes before deciding to go to my new hell. I see the cock sucker from earlier coming from the opposite direction trying to find a space and I see one in between us closer to her side. We make eye contact and she looks at me triumphantly.
I floor the car and turn the wheel as I drift right in front of her car and slowly pull toward into the spot. Then I notice. I'm in front of the fucking school. And not just that. But apparently kids actually hang out there before it starts. Who does that?
I grab my mostly empty bag and get out my car and lock the doors. I notice people standing there staring at me so I glare back pissed off. "The fuck do you think you're doing looking at me." I speak loudly. I hear heels clicking behind me. I turn and see Barbie walking fast toward me trying not to trip on her 8" heels. She's taller than me. Since I'm 5' 3" it's not hard to do. I roll my eyes and turn toward the school walking away from her.
