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My dream

Do you have a dream ? I do I've had the same dream since I was six I am now twelve.I dream I will be the first stand up comedian in the world I know it will never come true but I just dream any way

But just like any other child I still have to go to school and just like any other child I find it so boring until the end of last lesson today as usual miss was giving out letters as they were coming around people started looking at me and whispering about me I was quite confused but when I got the letter I understood what they were on about in giant letters

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" you should sign up "said my best friend Charlotte "whats the worst that could happen" " I lose the whole thing and get made fun of every one ""that won't happen and even if it does I'm still here aren't i""i supose "I said and wrapped her hands around me so tight that I went red : D

When I went home and showed my mum and she said the same thing "what have you got to lose " "every thing "I answered my friends and even my fans I have seen what they do to the people they don't like the look of "" it'll be fine,now you look tired go get a good night sleep ". ;-)

Today I had to make a very hard decision ,you'll be thinking sign up and make your decision on the night go if you want to, don't if you don't but unfortunately it's not as easy as that miss says if you sign up come and if you don't you'll get after school detention with a lot of encouragement I signed up since I did Charlotte gave me a new name joke book that night we had a huge celebration . if I won I could an incredible fifty five thousand pounds

But after the party was so boring because miss made two times a day which meant I only had one break to hang out with Charlotte and I quite upset the first words that came out her were "if you win can I share half of your prize""yes sure why "I knew I couldn't say no "well my mum can't afford the bill and if she doesn't pay by next month we will get kicked out.

Since she said that I have worked so hard I have had organise meeting up out of school because I couldn't bear to see her become homeless .

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Tomorrow is the night of the show and I'm so worried check this out Q) What do get when you cross a cow with a duck

A)milk and Quacker's

There's a lot more but you'll hear those tomorrow

Last night I only got two hours of sleep last night I was two busy planning luckily miss said I could have the day off so I worked on what to say and I thought I should get a good few hours of sleep ;-) ♠

I'm about to go on the stage and I am so all the others look so professional so there is a spare locker so I used it but when I opened it it had the best comedian robe in the world so i put it on and went out on to stage