Oneshots (Youtube mostly)

Troyler: Quit Humping Me You Weirdo!

Inspired by my weirdo brothers. Thnks guys! Also, thank you guys for reading each and every one of you make me smile everyday. Now onto the weird oneshot!

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Tyler's POV

I stumbled my way over to the bar with my sober boyfriend at my side.

"Tyler we should head home," he said as he pressed a kiss to my forehead.

"T-troye I don't wanna go h-home! I wanna have f-fun!" I replied kissing his neck. I pulled him onto the dance floor and started grinding on him. He contained himself and pulled me back by the bar.

"Tyler, you're drunk. We need to go home and go to bed.." I leaned my weight against him and staggered to sit on a bar stool. I pulled him forward as I sat down. He stepped behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist. He pressed the length of his body against mine. I turned around on the stool and kissed his cheek.

"I love you Tim Tam.."

Troye's POV

"I love you Tim Tam.." he whispered. My cheeks turned the color similar to a tomato. Even though he's called me Tim Tam enough times that it should be normal, my heart still fluttered. Tim Tam wasn't used as regularly as Tilly was. It was only a nickname used when he was really cuddly and cute or drunk.

"I love you too Tilly, now let's go home.." I whispered back.

"Wait! I have to pee reallllllly bad Troye! I'll be right back," he stumbled off to the single bathrooms about ten feet away. I watched to make sure he was in the bathroom and no one had followed him. That's the last thing I needed. I didn't want to find Tyler drunkenly kissing or grinding on someone. I waited impatiently for him to come out of the bathrooms so we could finally leave.

As I was waiting a bunch of people were still making out and "dancing". I stared longingly at the bathroom door waiting for Tyler to finally come out.

I sat on the stool tired of standing. He's been in there for a little bit now. Maybe I should check on him to see if he fell or something.

As I was getting up I felt someone come up to me and push their hips against my backside. Ew.. That's just nasty

"Quit humping me you weirdo!" I shouted as I pushed him off me. He fell to the ground from the force of the push and how drunk he was.

I looked up and saw Tyler who probably just saw everything. He looked over to me eyes darker than usual.

"That was so hot..." he whispered nervously. His lips brushing against mine as he spoke. I pushed my face forward to meet his. He swiped his tongue across my bottom lip. I granted him access tasting the liquor in his mouth. Our lips moved in sync. His hands roamed my back and slowly traveled upwards. His fingers tangled into my perfect quiff and tugged. I moaned lowly and rolled his bottom lip in my teeth pulling back and letting go.

"Can we go now?" I asked, voice low. He quickly nodded his head. I pulled him out of the bar and called an Uber so we could go home safely.

The entire ride back Tyler couldn't keep his hands and lips off me. He grabbed my hand and pulled me out of the Uber.

He entwined our fingers and we headed into his apartment complex. He pushed me into the flat and quickly walked to the bedroom. I pulled off his shirt and jeans so he could be comfortable. I pushed him onto the bed. He snuggled into the blankets as I went to get some food.

"Troye don't leave please.." He grabbed my hand to prevent me from going anywhere. I gave up quickly and he tugged at the end of my shirt.

"Strip for me Sivan.." he said. I just rolled my eyes and undressed left in only boxer briefs. I got under the covers quickly and layed down. He moved closer to me and rested his head on my chest, one arm slung over my side. We faced eachother our hot breath mixing. He smiled.

"Goodnight Tim Tam I love you," I stared into his ocean eyes for a minute before I replied.

"Love you too Ty," I said and brought him closer and kissed his forehead. We dozed off peacefully in each others arms.