THE FAT UNICORN

Waiting

While I was waiting for help, I saw it.
Yes you guessed it.
It was the king rainbow.

It looked so juicy I just couldn't resist. I took a bite out of the king rainbow. And oh my gosh it was amazingly amazing. I realised what I'm doing and stopped immediately.
"I SHOULDN'T EAT THE KING RAINBOW" I thought and mentally hit myself as I literally can't move a muscle from eating to many rainbows. That made me wonder how I even moved to get to the king rainbow. "So much thinking, I'm too fat for this" I thought. But because I can't move the king rainbow was literally right in front of me. All my attention went to that rainbow and all my logical thoughts were out the window. My mind was thinking of one thing and one thing only, and that was to eat the king rainbow.

1 year has passed and I finally finished eating the king rainbow. I haven't called for help yet and the universe is probably dying right this second. But that doesn't matter. What matters is I finally ate the king rainbow. I looked at myself off a reflection of a star and saw a completely different unicorn. I WAS NEARLY FATTER THEN THE FRICKEN STAR I screamed at myself, I was to fat to even mentally hit myself. But after all that I was still pretty hungry. WhAt ArE tHeSe RaInBoW's DoInG tO mE!