Adopted by Steve Buscemi

Raven Biersack was in her room, listening to her favorite bands, Black Veil Brides, Blood On The Dance Floor, and My Chemical Romance, when suddenly her door was thrust open all suddenly.

In walked the orphanage director, Ursula Hagsworth. Ms. Hagsworth hated Raven, because of how pretty she was. Also she hated the emo lifestyle, and constantly insisted Raven's way if life was 'just a phase'.

"RAVEN GET DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID HORE!!!" Ursula yelled.

"Ugh, why?" Raven said.

"Because it's DINNER TIME. We are having MEATLOAF." Ursula yelled, slamming the door as she exited.

Raven sighed and put up her middle finger at her. She put on her band tees and hoodie and went downstairs.

She ate her dinner, and the rest of the night passed without incident, until just before she went to bed. As she began to go upstairs, the wind blew, the lights flickered, and a knock resounded from the door.

Ms. Hagsworth went and opened the door, and in stepped the most handsome man Raven had ever seen.

He was tall, with great cheekbones, and the least bulgey eyes in the world ever. Around his totally normal eyes was eyeliner. He wore a Fall Out Boy T-shirt.

The whole orphanage stared at this hawt gawd. Ms. Hagsley finally managed, "h-hello? Please sleep with m- I MEAN HELLO HOW CAN I HELP YOU?" She asked.

He grinned and held out his hand, "Hi," he said, "My name is Steve. Steve Buscemi."

Ms. Hagsley got super turned on.

Steve said, "I need an orphan to buy" "ok said ms. Hagsley, anyone but that Emo trash over there." She said, motioning to Raven.

As soon as Steve saw Raven he adopted her and fell in love like right away.