CHAPTER 2.
Kureto's eyebrows are atrocious, so as they sit at the funeral Shinoashaker decides they need to be spiced up a bit. Mahirushaker agrees and the two go off to spice his eyebrows up. They use pink glitter, its frickin' rad af. Yuu rides by on a tricycle screaming sweet home Alabama, shinoa is so swooned she sprouts wings and flys up to heaven.
Or would if mahirushaker didnt bite her leg to keep her from leaving, similar to an angry chihuahua on thanksgiving. Remember, she had no hands. Which, although not a problem for Guren is a problem when your sister is flying away to heaven because of some sick tunes her bf is playing. She holds on for dear life and Shinoashaker doesn't even notice, she is too enthralled by Yuu's country accent. The song stops and they both plummet back to the earth at hyper speed that would make sonic the hedgehog cry.
THEY DO A SICK PARKoUR ROLL AND ARE !! SAVED. the season sisters cannot be defeated that easily. everyone claps, and decides to throw a party because who actually cares about kureto. they all leave to jam out, kureto wakes up. he was not dead. he was asleep. he wakes up alone at his own funeral. they didn't even get him a real casket, it was a few twigs over his body and a used napkin that says 'rest in never ending torment you bad meme.'
a single tear rolls down guren's cheek, his waifu mahirushaker is okay. He hugs her and they kiss, shinoashaker screams cooties and they all dive under the tables as Kureto walks in complaining that hes alive.
" You were right, the cootie is here. " Mahirushaker muttered earning a blinding smile from Shinoashaker. It was actually blinding, it would put the my shiny teeth and me guy from the fairly odd parents to shame.
He looks around, stalks like a raptor down the aisles before he sniffs once loudly. "Sushiroll, I can smell your fear." Sushiroll screams like a little girl and runs out the door, Kureto whips right after him. His feet never moving but his body slamming against sushiroll now 3 miles from the rest.
"what a party." tenri says.
tenri is then kicked out, he and his new hot pink wig aren't allowed in these parts of town. there isn't enough room for everyone.
they party the rest of the night playing pin the meme on the sinner, doing sick ollies and kickflips and dunking each other through a basketball net to the sweet jams blasting (aka the entire highschool musical soundtrack. ) .. to be continued.
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Forbidden Love
Fanfiction“The bear is loose!” Guren has been saying, whenever he leaves the JIDA to visit Starbucks, or sandwich shops, or burger joints, or BBQ shacks, or neighborhood diners, in his increasingly rote and pathetic attempts to “connect” with “real people.” G...
