You're so fucking gorgeous
So rugged, rough and strong
So grizzly and so grumpy
A handsome hunk of brawn
You're so fucking lovely
I especially like your beard
All wild, unkempt, unruly...
Is that a little weird?
You're so fucking damn hot
A giant neanderthal God
So no one else can see it?
Hell, they're the ones that are odd!
