If you are going to live like a minion you need to learn about us first!
1. Minions have only sae fingers (Three)
2.Minionese (our language) is a combination of;
Spanish
English
French
Italian
and a bit of russian and korean.
3.Minions can survive in outer space, they resist freezing & do not need to breathe oxygen.
4.The evil Minions are Purple because yellow & Purple are on opposite sides of the color spectrum.
5.For you who havent noticed yet, Minions LOVE bananas! But their second favourite fruits are apples and papayas!
6.The Minion population stands at 899 Minions.
7.The average Minion is about 105 centimeters tall.
8.Minions have only one purpose in Life; to seek out and look for the most despicable master they can find.
9.Minions love to sing!
10.Its unknown if Minions have a gender... (we even dont know...)
11.One eyed Minions are often of the shorter variety, the heavy eye usually damages the spine so they just end up shorter.
12.If you shake a minion, they glow!
13.Tall minions all have the same haircut.
14.Most of the Minions have male names.
Nr.2 fit in the minion Community;
You have to be yellow or Purple.
You can only choose between 5 different hairstyles (including bald).
Learn how to speak minionese!
Have googles!
Shrink yourself (to less than 105 centimetres tall).
Eat a lot of BANANAS.
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Minions guide
FanfictionNr.1 learn how to speak Minionese; English - Minionese Hello - Bello Goodbye - Poopaye Thank you - Tank yu Im hungry - Me want Banana! Ugly! - Bananonina! I swear - Underwear Fire - BEE DO BEE DO BEE DO We love you - Tulalilu ti amo We hate you - T...
