CHAPTER 1
Hello I'm Rory the Star and I live on planet Shoot 4 the Stars. My land is a place where you can never doubt yourself and always succeed in what you do. So for instance if you were in a tough basketball game and there was a minute left and your team was down by 20 instantly you would start scoring like crazy and you'd tie with the other team. But then terror struck ....
So one day me and my friend Alfred were walking and then all of the sudden Tom Cruise jumps out in front of us hits us with a light saber. Then I'm just like what the heck. Then he goes evilly "hehehe." Then I go back "hehehe" and Alfred does the same
"hehehe." So then Tom Cruise just runs away but before he runs away evilly he says "but mommy I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you." Next, he runs away to his secret lair in Tom Cruise-O-Mania. Then, Rory said "We need a plan."
Well then the two went into the Hokey Pokey Dopey Diner and settled on a plan. Alfred said we should go get baseballs and throw them at his stomach then punch him. Then Rory said that's good it's the juicy meat I'm looking for. Lets do it!!
