One Direction prefrences

how you tell him your pregnate

niall:

knowing Niall and you both want kids someday but wanted to try for a little while longer untill you gave up all hope. you and him were visting his parents for 2 weeks it already been 1 week and you thought that since irish were considered lucky you thought that would or sitting on the toilet seat (lid down) and watching the small area for a plus or minus sign when maura walks in right when it shows up ''THERE IT IS THE LITTLE PINK PLUS SIGN" muara screams niall tripping over his own feet to get in the small bathroom looks in your eyes with content and you "THE LUCK OF THE IRISH!!!"you say he runs over to you and looks at your stomach and kisses it softly. "i love you and i will never let anyone evr hurt you!" he says softly kissing it agian then kissing you tweeting out 2 secounds later "IM GUNNA BE A PAPA HORAN love you baby :* (@y/t/n)"

louis:

you put on some cute bra and painties and lay out some rose petals im pregnate on the bed and pretend to be dead and put ketup in your hair and wait till hes crying and scare the absoute shit out of him crule but effectful hes says "ill get my revenge MWAHAHAHA baby"

harry: your about to get intament when you rember your pregnate and you dont want to hurt the baby with his male genatailia you try telling him but fail have sex and then tell him after your done

liam:

you tell him to look up jessies pregnate wiht buzzes kid and then it just you telling him your preggers he calls you and flips out and then say he loves you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zayn:

you sign him up for a parenting class even though he doesnt know it yet and you the first to speak " Zayn honey i love you so much"

"I TOLD YOU THE CRAP IN THE YARD WASNT MINE!!!!!!!!!" he screams at you the conseler say to zayn "zayn this is a parenting class" she says he screams out "I PICK THE NAME!!! you just laugh and say " no zayn im the one to push a watermelon out of my cookie the day you shove a watermelon out of your ass will be the day you pick the name till then i pick... got it babe?" you say "yep got it baby" he says while getting up holding his ass and then sitting across the circle not even wanting to go home with you