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"I'm a blonde so excuse me
I'm a blonde, I get crazy
And everybody knows we're a little more fun

I like to play it up like I'm dum- "

"Olivia Peyton Cruiser!! Stop daydreaming, and answer the question, the area of the Big Cypress National Preserve, is approximately 291108 hectares. What is this number in expanded form?" Mrs. Crass says "And while you're at it sing that song to the whole class, will you?"

"Love to Mrs, the answer is 200,000 + 90,000 + 1,000 + 100 + 8, I can sing the song too"

"Hey, I think you got my number
When I was out with my brother
You said, 'Hi', and I think I liked you
Oh we talked about maybe getting together
A rain check on the weather
Cloudy skies and I had to get home oh those eyes
I thought you were a really nice guy
I thought you were just my type
But I forgot your nameI'm a blonde so excuse me
I'm a blonde, I get crazy
And everybody knows we're a little more fun
I like to play it up like I'm dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
'Cause I-iiii-m a blonde


Hey, I'm not a college grad yet
There are some books I haven't read yet
But I could quote a little bit of Shakespeare in my sleep
But there have been those times
When I've clearly forgotten
How to spell words like
R-E-E-D-I-N-G
Me
Me, myself
And I try really hard to get by
With simple little things...


I'm a blonde so excuse me
I'm a blonde, I get crazy
And everybody knows we're a little more fun
I like to play it up like I'm dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
'Cause I-iiii-m a blondeOh oh oohh (I-I'm a blonde)
Oh oh oohh (I-I'm a blonde)
Oh oh oohh 'cause I-iiii-m a blondeMaybe if I cared enough to dye my hair
Then you'd take me serious
Maybe I could try to change up their minds
So they take me serious
Oohh
So they know
Everybody knows that I'm not dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumbI'm a blonde so excuse me
I'm a blonde, I get crazy
And everybody knows we're a little more fun
I like to play it up like I'm dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb
D-dumb, dumb, dumb
'Cause I-iiii-m a blondeOh oh oohh (I-I'm a blonde)
Oh oh oohh (I-I'm a blonde)
Oh oh oohh ('cause I-iiii-m a blo-onde)


(Song above/to the side)

*clapping*

If only, if that were me I'd have a better, life. My name Alice, like Alice in Wonderland. My mom loved that movie. My dad hates it. She died when i was 12, my dad never 'recovered'. I basically do what I want when I want. It sounds great but, my dad doesn't care about me. Just money. I could win 15 NASA awards and 20 grammy's and he would just want to know if i got money.

I do get to have a job... to pay the bills. My dad says my mom grew up to fast

Olivia is my Best Friend, we've been Best Friends since... birth? I was next to her in the nursery I assume we were instant friends. Mom said we were asleep the whole time. I don't think so, we were Best Friends our whole life. I need one lifelong thing so this will be mine, until she dumps me to go to college.

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Hey, Sorry it's late and short, I promise it will get better soon!!

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 20, 2018 ⏰

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