WASSUP HOES. i'm messing, you're all probably really nice people. top quality hoes.
it's like 3:35am right now and i have drank so much coffee i'm 420% sure that my blood has converted into coffee. my brain is coffee grain. coffee brgrain, i tried sH
anyway, how are y'all? i'll actually be so surprised if someone reads this bc that's a big deal yo
if you're reading this right now; you're a cool bean i like u.
ok let me tell u a story. dis a long story. get comfy. or don't. rebel.
SO I BASICALLY WRITE MOST OF MY STORIES ON MY MACBOOK RIGHT??? i prefer to write them on my macbook bc idk writing on like ur laptop or whatever just feel soo good, i prefer it over writing on my phone and iPad so much. i can't explain why but if anyone can relate then yay. anyway, for some reason i was like 'imma try reset my macbook' IDK WHY. so i did, fully well knowing i didn't (n still don't) have a startup disk. so it reset and then it wouldn't actually load and it was like 'enter ur disk' and i was freaking like "u enter ur fuckin disk.. loser" but then i was like 'MUM HELP MY BABY DEAD' (mum=mom, sorry for the british ok damn) and then she was like 'i'll take it into the shop to get it fixed' (shop=store, sORRY) but like whenever my mum says that she'll do something, reality is that it'll actually take like 3 centuries and eight days. seriously it's like 14 generations passed until shit gets done. smh. so then like only eaRLIER THIS WEEK(maybe like last week idk goldfish memory) IT GOT TOOK INTO THE SHOP/STORE AND IT'S BEEN BROKE AS SHIT FOR LIKE EIGHT MONTHS. anyway, so the people at the shop/store/cardboard box are like 'yo there's water in this' n I'm like ?????? so in the eight months that my macbook was broke it decided to sneak out n go for a fuckn swim now n again???? cause i know damn well that i did not spill any damn water down that hoe. smh if i had water i'd drink the damn shit do u know how thirsty i am. plus my macbook is my actual child. like i biologically birthed this bitch i ain't finna drown that shit da fuck
LMAO I'M READING THIS BACK AND I'M LAUGHING I SOUND SO GHETTO AND I'M THE MOST LITERATE PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET IRL
continuing on; there was something wrong with some board shit as well, and i'm like okay like all i did was reset the thing when did all this happen like did someone curse this ish or?? like there was suddenly 800 problems like the one original problem was hard enough to fix i don't need this in my life. so it ended up being in there for ages n i was like 'where is my baby child' and throughout the eight months i borrowed my sisters macbook except i ended up spilling coke(the drink hoe) down the back and i was like o. i was watching anime at the time. of course. kuroko no basuke made me do it, fight me. anyway so after that i was like 'lol shit' cause i legit fucked up that time like i am always breaking shit you have no idea. so whenever i went to charge it the light went off on the charger n i was no baBY COME BACK 2 ME, IN MY HEART I STILL BELIEVE. but it was gone r.i.p. so instead of being like "hey sibling i am deeply sorry but i fucked ur shit up sue me" i kept the macbook on it's side for like three weeks praying that all the liquid was gone because i tried to turn it on three times, the first time it made a weird ass beeping noise. the second and third it made a different beeping noise n i googled it n shit was not good! i didn't turn it on for soo long and i was like 'don't ask for u macbook, don't ask for u macbook, don't ask for ur macbook' praying that my sister didn't need it lmao. I'm actually an asshole why am i like this. anyway, i couldn't try turn it on anymore bc it ran out of charge and my charger was with my laptop at the shop/store/cardboard box/glass of water n as soon as my macbook came back with the charger i was like :') my baby. and then i turned on my sisters macbook n it worked heck yeah i am the queen of avoiding problems. but one more thing;
they reset my whole macbook (which i was 100% okay with, that was my intension in the first place) and so if you have a macbook, you know you have an administrator password and other account passwords too if you put those on there as well (i don't bc I'm the only one who uses mine bc mine so there's only the admin profile) anyway; they obviously had to maKE AN ADMIN PROFILE BUT THEY DIDN'T TELL US THE PASSWORD. LIKE EXCUSE ME FORGOT THIS WAS URS 100%????? nbr it's all gucci for the time being, when i shut it down and turn it back on, it lets me press this like backwards button and then i can just press the profile icon and that works. but like that takes time n erases the pages i was on. y u do dis. it's hard to explain unless you know what i mean, so i hope this makes sense lmao.
i just thought i'd tell y'all the recent events in my life, as my macbook came back today lmao so i thought it was relevant. I'm actually really sorry if you don't understand my abbreviations and stuff, i couldn't be bothered to go full grammar n vocab so i just went with that lmao I'm a disgrace. feel free to comment and vote. tell me what's going on in your life? :) i love you all even though there's only like 2 people that read this lmao
bye y'all stay woke
edit; i legit just wrote this but i have a damn question. today i spent like fifteen minutes tryna decide whether 'spicy' or 'spicey' looked best and they both look so wrong. what do y'all think? like this legit took time out of my day, the e just looks like it needs to be there but its so extra in there.
