Slow People

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You probably don't know, but I'm a very tall person. Which means I walk faster than all my friends and most people. One thing I hate about people, is how slow they can be! Its like, I'm trying to walk here! Not take an hour to walk one block! Hurry your asses up you slowpokes! Like seriously do some people not get that their boyfriends can wait until your in the car to text them?! You don't stop to walk slower because your texting while you're walking across a damn road! YOUR BITCH CAN WAIT! I will not hesitate to run your ass over because your taking too god damn long to walk 2 feet! You know why? BECAUSE YOU TEXTING OR YOUR ON THE PHONE! That does not give you an excuse to walk slower! Some people need to go places! Not everyone justs walks as slow as possibly just because, why the fuck not?! So hurry yo ass up before I flatten it with my fucking car!

Slow people, die. Because I will not hestitate to push you out of the fucking way so I can walk bitch! If you think its funny to walk really really slow and take up the whole fucking side walk, ITS NOT! Its annoying and a waste of time for me and you. So stop, please. And I don't mean stop in the middle on the fucking side walk, I mean just fucking walk at a normal pace! My life goes by too fast for you to sit there wasting my time by walking like a clown who shit their pants! So please, just walk normally and don't be the clown who shit their pants, because its not flattering.



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