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My "Friend"

I apoligise in advance to any girly girls reading this.... NOT! THIS IS MY BOOK, MY RULES! DEAL WITH IT! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, GET THE FUCK OUT! 

I was spending the night at my "friends" house. I say "friends" because I hate her but my mom is a bitch and makes me hand out with her. ANYWAYS. She is such a girly girl, and there's no doubt that she's jelly of me. I went over there, and she wanted me to teach her how to play minecraft on her new laptop. I taught her... and she just kept asking the stupidest questions. "How is the tree floating?" Because its a game. "That's not realistic though" That's the point. "Why is everything square?" Because circles look weird. "Why is a zombie attacking me?" Well what else would it do? Ask you how your day is going?  "Why isn't there a hot pink color?" Because no one else would use it except bitches like you... COME ON MAN! ITS A FUCKING VIDEO GAME! Its not suppose to be realistic!

I also hate when she asked questions like, "Is this a good place to build my factions base?" And I'm like, "BITCH! I don't fucking know! I may be somewhat of a minecraft expert, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I KNOW EVERYTHING!