Girl Almighty

Chaper 3

I was beyond shocked. I never tried to get Chris pregnant but I guess my pull out game was too weak. I walk over to the pile of dust that is the history of pimping building to try to find my baby. After looking through piles and piles of debris and dust I finally found it. I took in its appearance, it looked a lot like my ass. It's dark charcoal like skin and it's one strand of hair flowing down its face had made me want to cry. Why my baby gotta look like my booty hole? After crying for like 30 seconds I decided to check the gender. I took its diaper off only to find that there is nothing there. Just dark colored flesh. "The fuck?" I said. Then I turned it around and saw its ass and I knew what it was. It was a naughty boy. Right in between where the genitalia is supposed to be and the ass hole was a picture if naughty boy permanently etched on my baby's skin (picture above.) In the picture naughty boys mouth is slightly open and that's where the baby naughty boy pisses out of. Well, now that I know the gender I guess it's time to name it. Since it's a naughty boy it's only fair to call naherim (pronoun for the naughty boy gender) zayn. The baby was dead so I should probably go take ur to a hospital now, byez!