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GUYS IM BASICALLY GONNA GIVE YOU A REVIEW OF WHAT HAPPENED IN MY LIFE YESTERDAY AND YOU'LL PROBABLY UNDERSTAND I HAVE PROBLEMS BY THE END OF THIS CHAPTER

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I went to a pool party (when I go to a party, it's usually plain out weird)

I grabbed boys in head locks while laughing like a maniac

They were all like "SOMEONE GET HER OFF OF ME T.T"

All the girls there at the time were my BFFs soz

Plus it was funnier when I attacked the boys

One of them was literally scared of me I'm not even kidding

The others sent him to refill the water guns before the got back in and I was the only one left in the pool at the time

And he's not even coming in he's just at the edge of the pool trying to refill them as quickly as possible and then he says

"guys, I'm scared"

Then I got out and went over to the table they were all sitting at together

And he's just like "NOPE" and then just runs and jumps into the pool.

Meanwhile, I'm just there like "..."

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So at one point I had one of my friends by his neck

And he was trying to push me off of him

And I was just there, laughing and smiling like a psychopath

When he says,

"PSYCHO! IM GONNA SEND YOU TO A MENTAL ASYLUM"

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Friend: *has me by neck* (I swear it felt like my neck was going to snap at any given moment)

Me: *still just laughing like a psychopath*

BFF: stop

Stop, she can't handle it. You're hurting her

Me: *still laughing* N-No, I'm fine!

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When we got out of the pool:

*all of the boys are on the trampoline fighting*

Me: *has a empty water gun in hand*

*goes up behind friend hand hits him with it hard*

BFF: (name) YOU'RE MOM'S HERE

Me: *head snaps toward driveway* DO YOU THINK SHE SAW ME HIT HIM?

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*walks past the other two boys at the end of the party*

Boy: now only if I didn't have water in my ear THANKS TO SOMEONE. Thanks, (name)!

Me: You're welcome! Since you obviously appreciate it so much, I'll be sure to do it next time! 😉

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I've questioned my sanity ever since that day

But, so what if I'm crazy? The best people are!- okay I'll stop quoting songs now... ACTUALLY NO I WONT

IM NUTS, BABY IM MAD

CRAZIEST FRIEND THAT YOU'VE EVER HAD

YOU THINK IM PSYCHO, YOU THINK IM GONE

TELL THE PSYCHIATRIST SOMETHING IS WRONG- okay I'll go back to my corner now ;-;