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hello, lovelies! thank you for reading! if you are my Texting's reader, i hope you like it as well! And if youre not, I invite you to read it :)

talks, advices and blow jobs on my twitter @louisconfess :B


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lout91: who is dis


HarHar: (rolling eyes) Jake, from state farm


lout91: damn boy u dnt look like no jake

HarHar: (bored look) i ain't no jake



HarHar: it's called sarcasm



lout91: i know what sarcasm is



HarHar: sure



lout91: (annoyed look) i do.



HarHar: wait, who is this?



lout91: louis?????? u added me????



HarHar: (pout) i know. i must have added wrong



lout91: (biting lip) sucks, really.



HarHar: yeah, sorry bout that



lout91: how bout we talk anyway?



HarHar: um, okay


lout91: so 20 questions



HarHar: sure



lout91: ok name?



HarHar: Harry, you?



lout91: (duck lips) Louis. Favorite color?



HarHar: (blue shirt) Blue, favorite food?



lout91: (sticking tongue out) Pizza. Wanna see my dick?



HarHar: (uneasy expression) um



lout91: sure u do


HarHar: not so sure about that



lout91: y not u gay or somethin


HarHar: (looking up) no i just feel like ur dick is small since— 



HarHar: (looking down) everything seems to have have gone into— 



HarHar: (looking into camera) your personality


lout91: I'll show u how big it is, princess.



lout91: (picture of dick)



HarHar: (video of laughing)


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