Ranting

Root Beer Cake

Congratafuckulations, you finished the first sentence. It only goes down from here, folks!

So my mom came home the other day from the store with this yummy looking pound cake. I got really excited when I found out it was root beer pound cake *audience gasp*

It sounds pretty good, I know but my hopes were completely destroyed and butt fucked when I took my first bite.

Try to imagine the taste of onions after a crack ass hobo took a piss on it for the first time in months. Have that in your head? Well this was even worse.

I cannot describe how much disappointment I felt not even a nano second after the first bite. I cried for a solid hour.