One Hell Of A Year *R5 & The Janoskians*

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"I'm on my to Amy and Megan's house. Those losers house. Losers house. On my way to Amy and Megan's house. And when I get there we're gonna berebelseatstayupallnightskyperosseatagainuntilwe'refat then go to sleep!"

I sang, using 'the wheels on the bus' song beat. My parents are letting me go over my bitches house for a while because they're going on a stupid business trip together. YIPPEE ME!

Before I drove straight to my friends house, ahh yes, that's right. Mamma and papa bear let me drive the spare car. Whoot! I stopped at Starbucks. I skipped, yes, skipped, to the counter to two girls. One brunette and the other blonde.

"Hello, what can I get you?" The blonde asked. She had on red lipstick, hair all nice and curly. Her nails were pink and waaaaaaay toooo long.

Fake bitch.

Those damn nails are fake.

Well obviously, Laura.

She kept smacking her gum.

Egh, who is this chick.

"Can I get a large vanillaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa bean with extra caramel and whip please!?" I dragged out 'vanilla' to push her buttons. She looked up at me. Hmm, blue eyes. Mhm, interesting.

"Ok, that would be 5.00 please." She said in the same monotoned voice. I handed her my money. "So, what's your name?" She made a long sigh. I looked around to see quite a few people in here. Time to put my acting skills to use.

"Pat Mahynie!" I said. She wrote it down and stifled a laugh. "A-are you making fun of m-my name? That was my grandmother's t-t-too." I said, making my eyes teary.

"I'm so sorry miss. Sh-she didn't mean too. Please take a seat. The brunette told me. I turned around, smiled, and took my seat on the couch with the other people waiting.

I waited for about five minutes, until I heard 'my name' being called out.

"Pat Mahynie? Pat Mahynie?" The brunette called out. I stood straight up.

"YES THAT IS THY. THY MADAME PAT MAHYNIE. DAUGHTER OF KISS MAHYNIE AND PAT MAHYNIE. GRANDDAUGHTER OF LICK MAYHINE AND STROKE MAHYNIE. SISTER OF WAX MAHYNIE AND RUB MAYHINE. NIECE OF-"

"JUST GET YOUR DRINK." I was cut off by an old lady yelling.

Well then. Fine. I stomped to the counter and grabbed my drink, then stormed out to my car, driving off.

When I came to a stop light, I quickly texted Megan.

'Yo, Maniac-Meg, I'm on my waaaaaaay
iamwaymuchcoolerthanyouare'

I texted.

"Ayeeeeeeeeeee Lauranator! I'll be awaiting
youwishyouwerecoolerthanme'

Once the light turned green, I drove off. I turned the radio on and Pat Benatar was playing. Did mamma bear have this car at some point? Yeahhhhhh, she did.

"WE ARE YOUNG

HEARTACHE TO HEARTACHE

WE STAND

NOOOOO PROMISES

NOOOOO DEMAAAAAANDS

LOVEEEEEEEEE IS AAA BATTLEFIELD !!!!!!!"

Pat is the band-slam-slamma-jamma-roo!

What!!!

Wicka

Wicka

Once I finally arrived at Meg and Amy's house, I rapidly get out of the car and run straight into their building, going up to the second floor and banged on their door.

"LAURAAA!" Amy screamed.

"AMES, MEG! GUUUUUUUYS I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU BOTH!" I screamed.

"SO DOOOO WEEEEEE!" They yelled.

"OMG, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?!?!" I yelled.

"SSLLEEPPOOVVEERR!" We all yelled.

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Some cred to @5sos .....something

hehe I forgot their name

Oops (:

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