Wisdom teeth

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So on Friday I got my wisdom teeth removed. It fucking sucks. My face is swollen and my mouth hurts also the pain drugs I'm taking make me super fucking tired its crazy. But what really pisses me off is that the boy I like keeps coming over and wants to do active shit w/me and I have to be like "that sounds fun but I have stitches in my mouth that I don't want to pull out!" So any way when I first woke up from surgery I gave the nurse so much attitude. I woke up and she asked "how are you feeling sweetheart?"
I use sign language because my mouth is numb and full of fucking gauze so I signed C-O-L-D. All of these letters look like that in ASL but this bitch was like "I'm sorry sweetie but I don't understand ASL." So I mumble out " What does it LOOK like bitch?" And do it again. She finally understood and gave me my jacket back so I wouldn't freeze to death in that cold ass room. So now I'm in my room my face swollen Af and trying to go back to sleep. Bye motha fuckas

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