A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
The woman asked, "what are u doing?"
"Hunting flies" replied the husband
"Oh, killed any?" She asked
"Yes, three males and two females" he replied
Intrigued, she asked, "how can you tell that?"
He responded, " three were on the beer can and two were on the phone."
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Funny 100 jokes
RandomFunny jokes to make you smile. Read if you want to stretch your lips into a grin for a while. Most of the jokes will b mine but not all. I will try to write new and different jokes (as many as I can ) Read, vote and comment Thanks
