Police: Ma'am/Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Person: The same speed as you, officer.
Police: And how is that?
Person: You caught up to me, didn't you?
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101 Comebacks (Funny Comebacks and Insults)
Random*These comebacks are not meant to offend anyone.......unless, of course, they deserve it.*
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Police: Ma'am/Sir, do you know how fast you were going?
Person: The same speed as you, officer.
Police: And how is that?
Person: You caught up to me, didn't you?