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:: NEW LIFE :: ﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏﹏
"They're really pirates?! Sucked in by a whirlpool?!" Crowley gawked. Crewel nodded, arms crossed. "They may not dress like it, but it's confirmed that they're pirates. From another world, apparently."
Chopper reached into his backpack and handed a bounty poster to the headmage. "Here's the bounty."
Crowley took a moment to read it until his eyes nearly popped out from behind his mask. "3,000,000,000?! What did this kid do to get a bounty that high?!"
"Shishishi! I defeated Kaido and became the Emperor of the Sea!" [Y] laughed proudly.
"Aren't you afraid?!" the headmage asked, sweat dripping down his face.
"Why should I be? I'm a pirate, right?" the straw hat captain grinned from ear to ear.
Crowley nearly fainted. "You're unbelievable, I tell you!!"
"That's enough," Crewel sighed. "Judging by the mirror, there's no way they're going home any time soon. So you'd better work your ass off until you can get them back to their crew."
"I'll try..." Crowley whined, wiping his sweat with a handkerchief. "I just need a moment to breathe..."
"Then take a deep breath and don't yell like that again!" Chopper scolded. Crewel gave the little reindeer a pat on the head. "Dr. Chopper is a doctor. Why not make him a part-time student and full-time medical staff?"
"A doctor, you say?"
"Yeah! Chopper's the best doctor I've ever had on my crew," [Y] said proudly, arms folded. "He even treated Nami when she was deathly ill. He can handle any wound, I know it."
Chopper laughed and danced bashfully. "Hahaha! Shut up, [Y]! Don't say dumb stuff like that! I'm not happy at all!"
"Ah... is he happy?" Crowley sweatdropped.
"You'll get used to it," Crewel said, brushing off Crowley's confusion.
"And what do you expect me to do with them?" the headmage asked.
"Just let them stay at that dorm. But hire someone to remodel it first," Crewel replied.
"Ah... well-"
"You will be charged for child endangerment if you don't fix it," Crewel interrupted. "In fact, I could've exposed your careless ass last year. I have students who'd testify."
He leaned in slightly, voice low and cold. "Fix Ramshackle or get charged. What'll it be?"
"I'll get it fixed..." Crowley mumbled, clearly threatened by the blackmail. Crewel placed his hands on his hips.
"Good. I'll have these puppies' uniforms ready by tomorrow."
"Whatever. And as for the magicless student, I'll find a way to get them home..." Crowley sweatdropped.
