Johnson:Sup Bitches!
Shawn:Hey sexy!
Taylor:Shawn who are you calling sexy,your mine!?
Gilinsky:Hey baby!AND SHAWN BACK OFF HE'S MINE!
Shawn:omg!calm down I was just joking
Sammy:Guys I have news
Johnson:what is it?
Skate:tell us baby?
Cameron:wait,Skate doesn't know!?wow that's a first!
Skate:F.uck off Cam
Sammy:He doesn't know because I don't know how he'll take it.
Cameron:are you leaving him?
Lox:NOOO!NOT MY OTP!WHY SAMMY???WTF DID YOU DO SKATE!?
Skate:Tf!?I didn't do anything!?
Sammy:No he didn't do anything...well I mean,he kinda did....
Johnson:What do you mean?
Skate:Baby what's going on?
Sammy:I'm pregnant!
*Everyone mind blows up*
Skate:What!?How!?When!?
Sammy:Two months ago when we got stuck in the elevator at Shawn and Taylor condo.
Taylor:What!?You guys had sex in their!?why!?
Sammy:We were bored
Skate:Plus we didn't have sex all.day.
Johnson:OMG!Hahaha!
Gilinsky:You guys are some horny fuckers
Shawn:Taylor it's ok,I mean we had sex in their....Every time we use it actually
Taylor:which is everyday
Cameron:Wow you guys have sex more than me and Nash
Nash:that's not true we have sex 3 times a day
Cameron:HA,try 5
Nash:DAM straight
Gilinsky:What happened to skammy
Johnson:They're having celebration sex
Sammy:And it was the best sex ever
Skate:Looks like Sammy won't be able to walk for the next couple of weeks
Everyone:Oh Lord!*rolls their eyes*
