Sister of Thor.

Prank war.

After they left sain appeared." My queen they're planning on attacking you." He said." Okay follow them tell me where the pranks gonna happen we'll get it to back fire." I said and Loki wrapped his arm around me." Outside the room." He said." Okay what's the prank.? I asked." Wires tied all over if you touch one you get cream in the face." He said and disappeared."okay from now on we are in teams me and Thor Bruce and Loki." I said and they looked confused." Me and Loki can teleport so we don't get pranked." I said and they nodded." Okay Bruce don't hulk out please but I've got one." Loki said and teleported somewhere." Thor I have a good one." I said and teleported us to Steve's bathroom. I picked up his shampoo and put blue hair dye in it." Urgh for fuck sake Loki had to put jam in my fucking hair I'm just gonna wash my hair." Steve shouted I teleported me and Thor back to the safe zone and laughed." What was your prank." Loki asked when he arrived." Hair dye in the shampoo trick." I said and ten minute later we heard Steve scream." Oh shit." I said and Loki hugged me and teleported us to outside the lab I turned us invisible and we listened to them." Loki put jam in his hair and then Zeya put dye in his shampoo." Nat explained." I'm going to get Loki." Clint said." She has took your bow. That is cruel okay who hasn't she got." Tony asked." She got me and Nat at the same time." Clint said." She got me three times once with my own prank." Tony said." Look at my hair I fell like a Smurf." Steve said." She's our target okay something she'd fall for." Nat said." And I thought we were friends." I sais telepathically to them all." She's in our heads." Clint said holding his head." Okay the prank." Steve said." We get Loki then she's mad then we get Thor then Bruce until she's left." Tony said." And then she'll attack you all where it hurts." I said to them telepathically." Oh shit." They said. Steve left the lab and I used shape shifting to make my self look like Steve and I went back in." Guys she's in the kitchen." I said and they left the lab heading towards the prank we'd been setting up when they get in there they'll be pulled up into a net and cream will be dropped on them. I shape shifted into Nat and ran after Steve." Steve they're in the kitchen." I said and he ran there. I grabbed Loki and teleported us to Thor and Bruce who were waiting to catch them." Steve you lied you said they were here." Tony said." Nat told me to come." Steve said after the prank they surrender." We give up I cant take any more I just want my bow back." Clint said and the others nodded." Fine we win." I said and cut the net they all slammed into the floor groaning." Well played Zeya." Tony said shaking my hand." You didn't even prank us and you give up I was about to take another step when I saw a long tripwire." Who put the tripwire up." I asked and everyone shook their heads." No one move ." I said. An aerosol can appeared in my hand and I sprayed it all over there were lasers." Okay no one touch them stay still until me or Loki teleport you out of here." I said and teleported Tony whom was the closest to me. I went back and got Thor and Loki got Clint and Nat. I got Bruce and Steve then teleported to the doorway and threw the can at one of the wires. Cream dropped down onto the room and then I saw nick smiling." Zeya report." Loki said and I teleported to him." It was nick it was a prank if you touched a wire the whole room would be covered in cream." I said and they all laughed." We need to get him back." Tony said." I agreed." I said and I got and idea." Guys what's he always doing." I asked and Nat looked at me." He's always at the bridge." She said." So the prank will be there." I said and they nodded." Okay Clint Nat you get him away from the bridge for at least an hour. Steve and tony you'll be look out if Nat and Clint cant keep fury busy I'm sure you'll think of a distraction keep him busy. Bruce and Thor you two will be helping me and Loki construct the prank." I said and we nodded." What is the prank." Thor asked." Okay first we remove the computers carefully not damage then we replace them with fakes that don't work. Once he's back he will be mad because his computers aren't working then the real fun begins. We send a decoy of the hulk in and he'll smash the fakes then we get him in a net." I said and they smiled." Lets go Nat Clint you're up." I said and pushed them into the bridge." Nick will you help me teach Nat how to use a bow she wont listen to me." Clint said and they walked to the weapons range." Go go you're up cap." I said and him and Stark took their places." Okay Loki you help Thor set up the net Bruce help me get the computers." I said and got the first one off. We had switched the computers when we heard Steve and Bruce arguing I opened the door and saw nick dragging them both to his office." Okay its ready." Loki said and I ran after nick." Nick you're needed at the bridge I'll take care of these bafoons." I said and he walked back we followed him." Why are my goddamn computers not working. I sent the decoy in and Nick's face was priceless he was caught in the net and we walked in and agents started clapping. We left the room. Loki picked me up and carried me to my room." Hello dear how was your day." I asked and he sat me down." Well I saw my mischievous wife pranking her friends and I thought that's my wife." He said and I pulled him next to me." Well what can we do now." I asked and he smiled...................