My Little Monster(Tonari No Kaibutsu-kun) X Reader Oneshots

Tsunadere!Yamaken X Mischievous!Reader X Tomio

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And censoring of cuss words since the scenes because of reader-chan's rage *Cowers in corner* Unless that is you guys want me to uncensor them?

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"Ne ne (Nickname)-chan~! Do you like Yamaken?" Mabo smirked at the end of his sentence.

"That blonde freak of an anime? Look around you!" You started to rip your hair out in frustration. "SO MANY BRUNETTES AND PEOPLE WITH DARK HAIR COLORS!! And then there's him. >.> Yamaken whose blonde. I-it's just not natural! Aghhhhh!!!!" You continued to ramble on and on and on about useless topics.

(A/n: This is so true at least where I live. I live in CA and not to be racist/offensive but there's legit so little blondes. There's mainly brunettes etc. But no offense! Just go with the story, please? I'm Asian by the way.)

"How about you (Nickname[N/n])-chan? You have (Favorite color to dye your hair besides blonde) hair."

"MINE'S DYED. HIS IS NATURAL!"

"You're still avoiding the question (N/n)-chan~."

"Do you want me to rip out your **** and stuff it up your *** after I make a **** **** you? Mother****er!" Mabo flinched and backed away.

"I'm just um going to get Tomio and Joji."

"Yeah you better run! *****!"

-----~>Time Skippy<~-----

"(N/n)-chan? Are you on your you-know-what days?"

"What the **** did you just say?! I will stuff you three together and it doesn't matter who tops or bottoms!"

Yamaken stumbles out of the bushes from somewhere which earns three glances from the trembling trio.

"Y-yamaken! H-help! (N/n)-chan's gonna kill us!" Mabo says while Joji rapidly nods. The boys all shrink behind Yamaken's figure.

Death glares were shot at them as you stalked away but not without threatening Mabo first. "Mabo. If you tell them I swear I will go on a stakeout to murder you." This ended with Mabo passing out.

-----~>The next day<~-----

Your fists were balled up and you puffed your nearly nonexistant chest out in frustration. A few voices were heard in the next corridor so you were about to turn the corner when Tomio pulled you back.

"What do you want jerk?!"

Tomio exhaled and sweatdropped. "I see you haven't calmed down yet but I have a small favor to ask."

"What is it? I'll say yes or no depending on what it is maybe not not answer at all." Sarcasm laced your voice.

"Don't turn the corner. Instead watch. I was here late so I wasn't with Joji and Mabo."

"I'll watch but only for a little while. I don't really wanna be nosy and such."

"Sure say that for now." Tomio put on the most mischievous expression ever before going silent.

Of course you peeked a bit because of curiosity. Mabo nudged Yamaken with his elbow while Joji wore a quiet smirk.

"Do you like (N/n)-chan~? Cus' we heard her say she liked you~."

"R-really? I-i mean what why would I like her? She's a good for nothing! You jerks tricked me! I would never sink to the level of you low lives!" Both of the boys sniggered before fleeing the scene.

"So he likes me hmm~? Tomio I have a plan. If you help me you'll keep to my good side and I'll only bash the other two's skulls in."

Whether out of intimidation or the beneficial part of the deal Tomio rigorously agreed.

"Meet me at the main hallway after school."

Joji's POV

"Joji. You realize that we totally have to hook (N/n)-chan and Yamaken up!" I shook my head up and down so rapidly that it felt like my head almost flew off.

We owe it all to (Y/n), after all she was the original group leader, so we should hook her love up with her.

"We hafta (have to) get Tomio on this Joji. Am I right or am I right?" I gave Mabo a thumbs up instead of actually speaking, being the silent type I am.

I waved at Tomio who waved back and sprinted towards us. I nod at Mabo as a que on telling Tomio about the plan.

"What's up guys?"

"Nothing much besides that we need you to help us with something."

"Sorry about that I'm busy doing something with (Y/n)-chan."

"What are you gonna do?"

"N-nothing! I-i swear!"

I tapped Mabo's shoulder in question of what just happened but he just shrugs. Now to set the plan in motion...

-----~>Time skip<~-----

Your POV

"W-what are you planning (Y/n)-chan?"

A smirk overlapped your smile. "All you have to do is play along got it? You'll be a natural at this Tomio after all..." An evil glint starts to sparkle in your eyes. "...We have a deal set, yes?"

"Y-yeah."

"Just try to act like you aren't afraid of me."

"S-sure." His eyes widened as he sees Mabo, Yamaken, and Joji approaching from behind you. In a small whisper, he says, "Th-they're coming."

"Close your eyes and don't open them. Trust me." Tomio's hesitant breaths lingered in the air. You lowered your face close to his hoping that this was working. Then your lips were pressed against his for a brief moment.

The talking abruptly stopped and you pulled away from Tomio's face. You smiled while slipping in the words, "Open your eyes."

He shot them open. "Now act like you just saw your friends right now. And pretend that we weren't 'kissing'." You emphasized the word kissing to make it sink in.

"W-what are you guys doing here?" Tomio says obviously embarrassed from not knowing what you to did with him.

"Joji, me, and Yamaken were trying to find (N/n)-chan but it seems you found her first." Mabo said in a low growl.

"What for?" (Insert eyeroll by reader-chan here)

Joji elbowed Yamaken as if telling him to do something.

"Tomio, I'll just go talk to Yamaken for a bit." A scowl was sent towards Joji and Mabo. "If you two hurt Tomio then I swear I will make a coffin for you out of your own bones."

Tomio sighed in relief and he nods towards you to go off with Yamaken.

-----~>After a bit of walking to an unknown area<~-----

"So, what did you want to say to me?"

"Nothing."

"Come on just spit it out already."

"Like I said nothing."

"Do it before I punch it out of you."

"Fine fine." He puts his hands up in defense. "I just wanted to say that..." He took a deep breath. "I-i love you ok? Got that?" Yamaken was massively blushing at this point.

"Well..." He cringes ready for the rejection. "I kissed Tomio to make you jealous but I love you too." I grasp his shirt and yanked it so both of your lips connected making him freeze. After a bit he kissed back. Both of you separated for the lovely thing called air.

You started to walk on home but before that you waved back at Yamaken shouting, "Next time make your move before someone else does!"

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Finally an update from author-chan~ Sorry I was busy updating other books and reading some fanfiction~! :3

But I really didn't know what I was thinking while I did this one >~<

A/N: Do you guys think my writing is too cliche? I try to keep it 'original' as possible but maybe a few opinions from you guys would help!