My Flaws

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My height:

Like every other person who is sma... I mean fun sized, i hate being called anything associated with 'short'.
I do not approve of my friends calling me a hobbit! And I am CERTAINLY sick and tired of people saying "aren't you too young for that?"!!

So as you can tell, I am a lot like Ed Elric, even the height is exactly the same, i checked!!! (1.49 meters)
I'm never allowed to go on the awesome rides at theme parks cause of my height!

Surprisingly, I'm the oldest person in my friendship group. (Idk how that works tbh) So this one time, my friends and I approach a ride. The man there actually said, what are you doing here? You're too way too young to go with the rest of your friends, well go on then.

And i was like in my mind, WTAF M8!!! LEAVE ME ALONE YOU A-HOLE!!! I'M THE OLDEST ONE HERE YOU F*CKING  IDIOT!!!  *gives a f*cking death glare at him* and just walks on anyway. He was literally one more insult away from a kick to the balls!

My Obsessions:

Another flaw of mine, is that... Well...
I'm obsessed with symmetry and perfection. YUP!! Thought it couldn't get much worse didn't you!! Well i guess your wrong!!! So I'm really similar to Death The Kid too... GREAT!!!
I'M DEAD INSIDE!!!

I'm not one of those people who only have a bit of a perfection problem, I'm the type of person who gets into a fit over a line that's not straight, something that is uneven, the slightest typo, and if my drawings are a millimetre out of place!!!

It doesn't help that my bedroom is messy as hell and filled with asymmetrical garbage, and it just overwhelms me, I literally get thrown into a fit, flailing and screaming for the next half an hour. (My friends on tumblr know this, THEY HAVE WITNESSED THE HORROR)

Authors Note:
I'll update this later, so this is it for now...

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⏰ Last updated: May 03, 2016 ⏰

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