Have you ever heard of the nursery rhyme "Humpty Dumpty?" If no, please go get a childhood. If yes, keep reading. THE STORY IS WRONG!
They've been lying all along. Who, you might ask? The Government? No. But, pretty much everyone else. For you see, the story doesn't fill in all the gaps. Here's how it REALLY went down.
The Dallas Cowboys came in and shot Humpty Dumpty right off the wall!
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The So Called, "Humpty Dumpty"
FanfictionHave you heard a story called Humpty Dumpty? WELL THEY'RE WRONG! I HAVE COME TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS SO CALLED, "HUMPTY DUMPTY." ...
