pizza molester

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ok so I've just relised that i have this in my works so I've decided to put stories of my life/ funny things that's happened.

PIZZA WARNING AND STRONG WORDS 

i wont put names just letters for the names

this was pretty recent

alright so i went over to my friends birthday party/sleepover (p.s she has an account on here) and we had just settled down to watch movies downstairs  and she went up to get blankets or something idk but me and our other 2 friends were sitting there eating cold pizza and i was like guys what if there's a pizza demon that molests you while you sleeping and the my other friend K was like what if you wake up with pizza sauce covering your whole body and cheese is sprinkled on you as well at this point we're laughing so hard we cant breathe and then T was like what if theres a breadstick up your ass  then Kat adds and a rolled up pizza slice up your vagina. so now we cant even talk we're laughing so hard. so when E comes down the stairs shes like ????? and we just laughed even harder



so thats a story and im sorry if its told really bad or if its confusing im so sorry if it just plain crap to read 

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