OSC Smutshots

Candle X Spoon

Candle was sitting in her bed. She was 9 months pregnant and rubbing her belly. All of a sudden, Spoon burst into the room.

"Hey baby sugar kitten cumfuckle tilly bop-" He greeted his girlfriend. "You hungry?"

Candle thought for a moment, before hearing her stomach growl. She groaned in response. "Yeah I am."

Spoon smirked. "Heh, for what?"

Candle licked her lips. And suddenly, her cravings settled in. That's right! "J-Jacob's ladder..." She began. "With a side of Prince Albert..."

Spoon's smirk widened. And slowly, he began to take his pants off, revealing his 50ft long shlong. Unfortunately though, he suddenly heard Candle scream, making him panic but forget to put his shaft away again. Rushing to his girlfriend's side, he screamed: "Eh?! Wh-what's wrong!?"

"My water- my water! It- it broke!" Candle struggled to hide the pain so much that her inner werewolf broke out despite it being a new moon, and she started howling.

Spoon wasted no time picking her up and rushing out of the room, running to the hospital with his cock still out and swinging about. "It's okay, willfinker conka dinga! Daddy Spoon is here to take care of his omega!"

Objects in the hospital gave him weird looks and some even drooled over the sight of his humongous dick, but doctors ignored it, wasting no time rushing Candle to a room.

Candle screamed in agony while she pushed. In response, Spoon demanded: "Come on, you fat bitch- push him out!"

With a groan, a newborn wax-covered spoon suddenly spawned in between Candle's legs, simply staying quiet and just laying there with a deadpan look on its face.

"Oh my god..." Spoon muttered, gathering the wax spoon in his arms and cradling it. "He's.. he's beautiful." Now time for the comparisons between the baby and the parents. "He has your Jacob's ladder..." Candle noted, gesturing towards its 50 ft long penis
(not in a weird way guys cmon who do you take me for. babies are born naked yk)

Spoon started crying emotionally, and the two sat there as the sun set outside of the hospital room window.

(this is referencing an audio btw. if you recognise it i love you)